USAF Cadet 's definitions

head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.

At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

The things you do for love

The things you do for love are all the things a guy does for love is anything sexual like sucking his dick, rimming his boy-hole, letting him fuck your chute, sucking his balls, and giving him kisses anywhere.

Of all the things I do of "The things you do for love", my favorite is sucking dick!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020

belly-button lint

belly-button lint is an accumulation of fabric particles that collects in a guy's navel and smells like cum.

I try to clean up my belly-button lint when I shower in the morning.

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

oral bottom

An oral bottom is a guy who likes to suck other dudes' dicks and eat their cum.

I'm versatile, but I slightly prefer being an oral bottom.

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

ball-bag

A ball-bag is a sac-de-noix.

Hey Matt -- lick my ball-bag and make me cum!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

wake-up blowjob

A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.

I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!

by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021