California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020

head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.

At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

fudge packer

A fudge packer is a guy who fucks another dude in his asshole.

Wow! There are a lot of fudge packers in my squadron!

by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.

Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

cumpuppy

A cumpuppy is a young guy who likes to suck dick and be fucked in his boy-hole.

My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me his little cumpuppy!

by USAF Cadet November 02, 2020

FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021