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de-platformed

To be de-platformed is to have all of one's social media accounts suspended like tRumpty, and the Pillow Man's, Rudy Fooliani's, tRumpty Jr's and several others for advocating sedition.
It's about time that Trumpty has been de-platformed!
by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021
mugGet the de-platformedmug.

cigar fuck

A cigar fuck is the screwing of a guy's asshole with a long, fat Cuban cigar.
Matt gave me a cigar fuck and then made me lick it clean after I shot my load so I could taste my own butt-juice!
by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021
mugGet the cigar fuckmug.

First Fuck

A First Fuck is the first time a guy gets his cherry busted.
My First Fuck was when I was twelve years old - it was my older teen-age cousin, but I told him to stop because it felt like I was going to poop!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
mugGet the First Fuckmug.

car-cum

car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.
A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
mugGet the car-cummug.

hair pie

A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!
by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021
mugGet the hair piemug.

crotch-rocket

A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.
My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!
by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
mugGet the crotch-rocketmug.

penis plug

A penis plug is a stainless steel rod that can be inserted down a guy's dick that prevents his cum from exiting his cock when he cums.
Please don't use that penis plug on me!
by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021
mugGet the penis plugmug.

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