head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.
At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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car-wash

I've got a hard-on - I need a car-wash!
by USAF Cadet September 01, 2021
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rimmer

A rimmer is a guy who likes to stick his tongue up another dude's asshole and give him a rim-gasm.
I love being the rimmer who sticks his tongue up Matt's asshole!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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creampie

creampie means to blow your load on another guy's face.
Sometimes when Matt jerks off, he likes to creampie me!
by USAF Cadet December 11, 2020
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cum-bubble

A cum-bubble is a cum-covered sphere of anal gas and smells like cumgasm that pops out of my butt-hole after my cadet roomie fucks my boy-hole.
A cum-bubble slipped out of my ass after Matt fucked me!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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double freight-train

A doule freight-train is when twenty other cadets take turns simultaneously fucking you in the mouth and ass.
The other cadets on my soccer team gave me a double freight-train because they said I lost today's game!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.
I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!
by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021
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