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cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
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dark-gasm

A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.
I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.
I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!
by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021
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rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.
Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
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woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.
I often get a spontaneous woodie!
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
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jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.
Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.
by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021
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cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.
Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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