USAF Cadet 's definitions

rim-chair

A rim-chair is a stool with adjustable legs and a toilet seat so you can lower it right over a sitting guy's mouth & tongue so you can give his boy-hole a Randy Rim-Job.

Chris bought us all a rim-chair so now Matt and I can give each other a Randy Rim Job!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

nads

nads is short for "gonads" -- a guy's balls.

Matt likes me to lick his nads when I play with his dick.

by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021

butt-crack

A butt-crack is the cleavage between a guy's butt-cheeks.

Matt fucked me in my lower cum-hole and blew his load on my butt-crack!

by USAF Cadet September 7, 2021

condom-cum

condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.

As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

Cum-on-a-Cookie

Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

fuck

To fuck a guy, a dude pushes his raging boner up another guy's boy-pussy.

Matt said he was going to fuck me until we both had cumgasms -- he did and it was cumtastic!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

bum-bandit

A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.

Greg is a real bum-bandit -- he'll fuck any young dude that moves!

by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021