indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.

Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

cumpuppy

A cumpuppy is a young guy who likes to suck dick and be fucked in his boy-hole.

My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me his little cumpuppy!

by USAF Cadet November 02, 2020

FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

toy-boy

A toy-boy is a cute young guy that another dude uses as a human fleshlight to give himself pleasure-gasms.

Several other cadets here at the Academy use me as a toy-boy to pleasure themselves!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

freeball-hazard

A freeball-hazard is a guy's zipper.

Zippers are definitely a freeball-hazard!

by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

gooey eruption

A gooey eruption is a guy's cumshot.

Sometimes I have a gooey eruption when I take care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021