French Tickler

A French Tickler is a penis sleeve with nubs and wiggly appendages that tickle the inside of a guy's asshole when he's being fucked which gives him a French Tickler-gasm.
Matt wore his French Tickler when he fucked me and I blew my load everywhere when I had a French Tickler-gasm!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
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downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.
Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!
by USAF Cadet March 07, 2021
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sac-de-noix

A sac-de-noix is a nut-sack in French.
Terry gave me a back-handed knuckle-rap to my sac-de-noix!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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pubes

pubes are your cocksucker's dental floss
My cocksucker buries his nose in my pubes when he sucks my dick!
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
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Terry-gasm

A Terry-gasm is the orgasm a guy works out of his dick when he masturbates by rubbing his elbow on his big boner in his tighty-whities and has a cumgasm.
I tried to have a Terry-gasm in class today -- I did! - and my Calvins are all wet now!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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B & D

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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Velvet Scorpion

A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.
My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!
by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020
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