USAF Cadet 's definitions

downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.

Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!

by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021

Terry-gasm

A Terry-gasm is the orgasm a guy works out of his dick when he masturbates by rubbing his elbow on his big boner in his tighty-whities and has a cumgasm.

I tried to have a Terry-gasm in class today -- I did! - and my Calvins are all wet now!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

pubes

pubes are your cocksucker's dental floss

My cocksucker buries his nose in my pubes when he sucks my dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

dominant hand

A guy's dominant hand is the hand most dudes usually use to jack off with.

I usually use my dominant hand to jack off with, unless I want to have a non-dominant hand jack-off session.

by USAF Cadet June 23, 2021

Amazon-gasm

An Amazon-gasm is the cumgasm a guy can order from Amazon if he's desparate for another guy's cum.

My Amazon-gasm arrived in the mail today - let's party!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

Sunshine

Sunshine is what my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me when he wants to fuck my boi-pussy. (It's also one of my nicknames for my doggo girl,Ginger)

I heard Matt tell another cadet that he needed to get a little Sunshine!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

crotch filet

crotch filet' is a hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.

I eat a crotch filet every time I can

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021