Spit-Roast Royale

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.

One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!

by USAF Cadet September 02, 2021

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freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

by USAF Cadet November 05, 2020

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I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

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uncut is a dick that has not been circumcised

I've always wondered what it would be like to jack off with an uncut dick!

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

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cafe-au-cum is coffee with cum

My cadet roomie, Matt, makes me cafe-au-cum after jacking off his morning wood -gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

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A butt-fucker is a guy who likes to fuck another guy in his asshole until he has a butt-gasm.

Christian is a real butt-fucker with his big dick!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

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two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.

Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!

by USAF Cadet September 05, 2021

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