USAF Cadet 's definitions

shower

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.

I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!

by USAF Cadet January 3, 2021

rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

freeball-accident

One freeball-accident is sitting on your own nuts.

Damn! I just had a freeball-accident!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

raw liver

raw liver is what a lot of teenage boys use to masturbate with.

When I was a teenager, I used a piece of raw liver to masturbate with.

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that in which guys jack off and have cumgasms.

Even my cadet roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.

I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

cock-strap

A cock-strap is a leather strap that a guy puts around his cock & balls to keep his nuts from receding, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a cumgasm. It also makes a guy's dick rock-hard.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gave me a cock-strap for my birthday!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020