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flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.
I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
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cum-gag

A cum-gag is a mouth cover that some guys are forced to wear with a dick-sized hole in it so another dude can stick his dick in so he can face-fuck the dude and have a cumgasm that the recipient has to swallow.
Some of my fellow roomies forced me to wear a cum-gag and took turns mouth-fucking me -- I had to swallow all their cum-loads and swallow their jizz - I got cum-drunk before they finished using me!
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
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tummy-sleeper

A tummy-sleeper is a guy who sleeps on his belly when he's in a gay bath-house room and he wants other dudes to know that he wants to be fucked in his asshole or rimmed.
Matt is a back-sleeper, but I'm a tummy-sleeper!
by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021
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down-stroker

A down-stroker is a kind of hand-job - the opposite of a pull-off, where a guy lubes his dick well and then, using alternating hands, grasps his cock near his cock-head and pulls and strokes his dick using only downward movements - NO UPWARD STROKES - until he has a down-stroke-gasm and shoots his load.
Now and then, Matt gives me a down-stroker -- I always end up tasting my own cum!
by USAF Cadet August 7, 2021
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Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.
I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
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Sir Suck-A-Lot

Sir Suck-A-Lot is what Matt, my cadet roomie calls me when he wants me to suck his dick.
Hey ... Sir Suck-A-Lot ... On your knees and suck my cock!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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cum-mop

A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.
When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
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