by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021
by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021
A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
by USAF Cadet June 04, 2021
belly-button cum is the pool of semen that collects in a guy's belly-button after he jacks off his morning wood and paints the wall -- the last of his cumshot dribbles out of his dick and flows into his belly-button.
Oh fuck -- I took care of my morning wood, but I got cum everywhere! -- on the wall behind me, in my hair, on my face, in my mouth, on my neck, tits, stomach, and even had a pool of belly-button cum.
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020
An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021