taint

A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.

I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

drop a load

To drop a load means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

I'm so horny -- I really need to drop a load!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021

Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

duck butter

duck butter is the accumulation of sweat, piss, and dried cum that collects on the glans of some uncircumcised males.

I sucked that cadet's dick and even his duck butter tasted good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

shrimp

To shrimp is for guy to suck another dude's toes while they're jacking off to give each other a shrimp-gasm.

Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!

by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021

spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

piss-boner

A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.

WOW! When I got a piss-boner, I peed and had a cumgasm at the same time!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020