USAF Cadet's definitions

dick-stink

dick-stink is the fishy smell of pussy-juice on a guy's cock who recently fucked his bitch's lower cum-hole and is now making you suck his big prong.

I smelled dick-stink on Matt's cock when he forced it in my mouth and said loudly, "Suck Dick!"

by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

Zen-gasm

A Zen-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's stoned and jacking off and wondering what is feeling what -- is his dick feeling his hand, or is his hand feeling his dick?

Wow! I just got lost in my Zen-gasm, think I'll do it again!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

streak

To streak is for a guy to run naked wearing only running shoes in a public place -- may or may not have a boner at the time.

My whole soccer team decided to streak all around the academy sports-plex and most of us had boners!

by USAF Cadet January 26, 2021

butt-hole

A butt-hole is a male's anus specifically designed to give pleasure to another hot dude's long, thick, cut dick while he's fucking you .

My butt-hole is twitching -- I need to be fucked by that dude!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!

"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it

My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

tanks

tanks are a guy's nuts.

I jacked off three times in a row and my tanks are empty!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021