creampie

creampie means to blow your load on another guy's face.

Sometimes when Matt jerks off, he likes to creampie me!

by USAF Cadet December 11, 2020

spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021

shoot a bucket

To shoot a bucket means to cum a lot, at least on the first cumgasm you have.

I always shoot a bucket the first time I jack off!

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

cum-gum

cum-gum is cum-flavored chewing gum.

I went to the drugstore looking for some cum-gum.

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

wispies

wispies are the short fuzzy hairs that grow just below a guy's navel and run down to his bush.

I'm blond with blue eyes -- even my wispies are almost invisible!

by USAF Cadet February 15, 2021

penile

penile refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by having his penis stimulated.

All guys are penile by nature!

by USAF Cadet July 02, 2021

chad

A chad is the area between a guy's asshole and his nut-sack.

When I rim Matt, I like to smell and lick his chad too!

by USAF Cadet June 17, 2021