USAF Cadet's definitions

greasy dick

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.

I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!

by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021

rim-gasm

A rim-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when another guy licks and fucks his asshole with his tongue, stimulating his prostate until he squirts his load.

I rimmed Matt's asshole and caused him to have a rim-gasm - then I fucked him until we both had cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet March 21, 2021

spunk

spunk is thick cum

I sucked my cadet roomie's dick and swallowed his spunk!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

uncut

uncut is a dick that has not been circumcised

I've always wondered what it would be like to jack off with an uncut dick!

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

Beercan

Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.

Beercan is coming to my room and I'm gonna try to suck a cumgasm out of him!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

Cookie Cum

Cookie Cum is the cumgasm that a guy deposits on a cookie when he's playing "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with his jack-off buddies.

I played "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with some of my buds Saturday night -- I lost so they fed me the Cookie Cum!

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

dental dam

A dental dam is a piece of latex sheeting (like a condom) that a guy can place over another dude's asshole if he wants to rim him without tasting his shit-hole.

I never use a dental dam when I rim Matt's asshole -- I like the taste of his butt-juice!

by USAF Cadet July 4, 2021