Definitions by USAF Cadet

mystery blowjob 

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!

mystery blowjob by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

guys and their dicks 

guys and their dicks is what I think about all day

I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!

guys and their dicks by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

Splort! 

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

Splort! by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

quarantine masturbation routine 

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.

Time for my quarantine masturbation routine.

quarantine masturbation routine by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

WOW! 

WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.

I was sucking his dick and all of a sudden -- WOW!

WOW! by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

cock cage 

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.

It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!

cock cage by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

cock cage 

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.

It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!

cock cage by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020