USAF Cadet's definitions

toilet attendant

A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.

I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021

bus-boner

A bus-boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he rides a bus.

I still get a bus-boner whenever I ride a bus!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

mirror-gasm

A mirror-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off and blows a load all over a wall mirror and then licks it all off.

We've got a wall mirror in our dorm room, and I like to jack-off and have a mirror-gasm on it - then lick it up!

by USAF Cadet January 11, 2021

p-spot

A guy's p-spot is his prostate, which is the target of the dude who is fucking your ass.

He kept hitting my p-spot when he had his dick up my ass, and I blew my load all over!

by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020

pillar & stones

a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.

My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

horta

A horta is a big, fat dick with a small head.

I sucked a guy off in the cadet showers this morning -- he a had a mouth-filling horta!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

cum

cum is the sticky, cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he has an orgasm

I love the taste of cum!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020