USAF Cadet's definitions

classroom boner

A classroom boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he's standing to recite something during school.

I got a classroom boner today in English class!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

teen cum

teen cum is the cumgasm, a sweet/salty and tasty fluid, that a teenage boy squirts out his dick past his tits when he blows his load as he jacks himself off.

I eat my teen cum after I jack off!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

milk-bone

A milk-bone is a guy's dick that needs to be milked.

Matt sometimes wakes me up and milks my milk-bone!

by USAF Cadet August 6, 2021

guys and their dicks

guys and their dicks is what I think about all day

I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

back-door

A guy's back-door is his asshole.

Every night, my cadet roomie, Matt, comes to my back-door and wants me to let him in!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

spoiled rich-boy prat

A spoiled rich-boy prat is a guy who gets everything he wants, whose parents are wealthy, and who is arrogant, proud, and blond-haired.

My cadet roomie, Matt, thinks I'm a spoiled rich-boy prat -- dunno - maybe I am!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020