Definitions by USAF Cadet

freeball-hazard 

A freeball-hazard is a guy's zipper.

Zippers are definitely a freeball-hazard!

freeball-hazard by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

J'taime beaucoup ! 

J'taime beaucoup ! is "I love you very much" in French.

I always say "J'taime beaucoup !" to my doggos, Deja Vu and Casey when it's time to go to their Wonder-Beds!

J'taime beaucoup ! by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

bung-hole

A bung-hole is a guy's boi-pussy.

Matt came back from the gym and wanted to fuck my bung-hole!

bung-hole by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

Suc Ma Bite ! 

Suc Ma Bite ! means Suck My Dick! in French.

I told Matt, my cadet rommie, to Suc Ma Bite !

Suc Ma Bite ! by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

Cadet shower-room boner

A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

Cadet shower-room boner by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Happy Halloweenie ! 

A Happy Halloweenie ! is a hot dicking you give your cadet roomie on Halloween.

Matt was out trick-or-treating, and when he got back, I gave him a treat - - my Happy Halloweenie !

Happy Halloweenie ! by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

Lipstick on my Dipstick by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020