USAF Cadet's definitions

splooge

splooge is the tasty, ivory-colored, creamy load a guy spurts out of his dick when he has a cumgasm.

I blew my splooge all over Matt's hair, face, tits, chest , and stomach when I jacked off over him!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"

I jack off tous les jours!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.

I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

01 Aug 21

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.

Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!

by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021

dark-gasm

A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.

I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Are you having fun yet?

Are you having fun yet? is what one of the five dudes who took turns spit-roasting me said as he was fucking my mouth.

I couldn't belive that he asked me "Are you having fun yet?"!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021