USAF Cadet's definitions

I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.

oh shit! I'm cumming!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

head-job

A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.

Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

shoot & scoot

shoot and scoot means for a guy to have a cumgasm in another dude's mouth or asshole and then leave. abruptly.

I was in a hurry this morning in the cadet showers, so I just had to shoot & scoot!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

high & tight

high & tight is a circumscision method that surgeons use when they cut off completely the entire foreskin and frenulum of a guy's dick, and the circumcision scar is about 1/4 to 1/2 of the way down the shaft of the little dude's dick, leaving the guy's dick skin tight.

My roomie , Matt, is cut high & tight, as am I!

by USAF Cadet October 28, 2020

cum-stained

cum-stained is how a guy's sheets, underwear, and jockstaps get after he's blown his load on them multiple times.

I like to sniff and wear Matt's , my cadet roomie's, cum-stained underwear and jockstaps -- I even like to sleep on his sheets!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Spit-Roast Deluxe

To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.

A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

night water

night water is a wet dream

I woke up and my bed was wet and sticky -- I must have spilt my night water!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020