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Cadet Leapfrog

Cadet Leapfrog is a like a FratX initiation -- all the cadets involved first get naked. Then they stoop down in Leapfrog position and they begin by having the last guy stick his tongue up the asshole of the guy ahead of him and give him a rim-job. Each cadet does this to the cadet ahead of him (Daisy-Chain Rim-fuck). Then, a starter cadet leaps over the one in front of him, being sure to smack his cock & balls on the dude' head. When he reaches the end, he turns and gets a blowjob from the last cadet he leapfrogged over -- this continues until each participant has had at least one cumgasm.
We played Cadet Leapfrog last night and I'm still cum-drunk!
by USAF Cadet August 28, 2021
mugGet the Cadet Leapfrogmug.

bush-fire

A bush-fire is the blaze a guy starts when he sets his own pubes aflame while smoking some good weed.
I was smoking some East Coast Diesel and I started a bush-fire in my naked crotch!
by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021
mugGet the bush-firemug.

Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!
by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
mugGet the Five-Minute Spit-Roastmug.

hard-ball

hard-ball is a sex-toy that a guy uses to make another dude have a cumtastic orgasm -- similar to The Seven Knots of Singapore. He strings four hardballs together with a leather cord, lubes them up, and then forces them up a dude's asshole and pulls them out one by one as he's jacking the dude off and he begins to blow his load.
Matt tried something new on me -- he wanted to play hard-ball with me and when I came, I blew my load everywhere!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
mugGet the hard-ballmug.

hood

I'm cut high & tight, but some un-circumcised guys enjoy having me stimulate and chew on their hood when I suck their dicks!
by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021
mugGet the hoodmug.

rub one out

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.
Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
mugGet the rub one outmug.

downstairs-gasm

A downstairs-gasm is a cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-buddy stay over-night in his bedroom and the boys give pleasure-gasms to each other - a downstairs-gasm.
When I was a younger teen, I had beaucoup downstairs-gasms!
by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021
mugGet the downstairs-gasmmug.

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