An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.
If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!
by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021
A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
uncut is a dick that has not been circumcised
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021
I jack off tous les jours!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
A cadet snowman is a snow sculpture that wears a cadet cap, and has a banana and two plums for its cock & balls and a baseball catcher's mitt for an asshole.
by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021