hand-job deluxe

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.

I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!

by USAF Cadet January 05, 2021

naked in the woods

naked in the woods is what some of us cadets like to be when we go camping.

Matt and I, like some of the others, like to go naked in the woods!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

by USAF Cadet November 06, 2020

unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.

Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

cock-taste

cock-taste is the taste a guy has in his mouth after he's sucked five dicks in a row.

I went to the ghoryloles and now I've got cock-taste in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Karma-gasm

A Karma-gasm is the pleasure-gasm you just had -- think about it.

What I just had was a Karma-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021

spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021