ass-wipe

An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.
If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!
by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021
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Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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uncut

uncut is a dick that has not been circumcised
I've always wondered what it would be like to jack off with an uncut dick!
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
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Plum Pudding

Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!
Wow! Matt made Plum Pudding in my butt-hole last night!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"
I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021
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tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"
I jack off tous les jours!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
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cadet snowman

A cadet snowman is a snow sculpture that wears a cadet cap, and has a banana and two plums for its cock & balls and a baseball catcher's mitt for an asshole.
It's snowing! -- Matt and I are going to make a cadet snowman!
by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021
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