dick-hugger

A dick-hugger is a guy's mouth.

My roomie, Matt called me over to his bed and said, "I need a hug - come over here and be my dick-hugger!"

by USAF Cadet August 09, 2021

slop

slop is the cum left in a guy's fuck-chute that remains after he's been fucked in his asshole.

Shit -- I've got slop in my butthole now!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

chicken pot pie

A chicken pot pie is a pot pie made from a 17-year-old guy's rich and creamy cum-shots.

When I was younger, my jerk-mates and I used to make awesome chicken pot pies!

by USAF Cadet September 08, 2021

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that in which guys jack off and have cumgasms.

Even my cadet roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.

Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

cum-sucker

A cum-sucker is a guy who goes to "Lover's Lane" type places looking for discarded condoms full of cum and squeezes every drop of somebody's dick-juice into his mouth and swallows.

As teenagers, my friends and I used to jack off in a condom and then drop them off on Grand View Drive so the cum-suckers would find them and eat our juice!

by USAF Cadet August 01, 2021