703 definitions by USAF Cadet

Whittaker Bowl

A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.

I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

cum-smell

cum-smell is the odor emanating from teenage boys' bedrooms

Oh-oh -- even my friends say my bedroom has cum-smell!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

Whack-Off Wednesday

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

3 MINS

3 MINS means three minutes -- the amount of time it usually takes me to jack off and have a cumgasm.

Here at the Academy, 3 MINS is how long it takes me to take care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

pearly-white

pearly-white is the color of my cum.

Xander's cum is ivory-colored, but mine is pearly-white!

by USAF Cadet September 17, 2021

MLK-gasm

A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.

Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

crotch filet

crotch filet' is a hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.

I eat a crotch filet every time I can

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021