because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021

mile-high club

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.

I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.

I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

easy - peasy

easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.

Since Matt has fucked me with his 8" dick, taking a 5" dick is easy - peasy!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

night-water cum

night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.

When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

MLK-gasm

A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.

Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

dingleberries

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020