The Second Cumming

The Second Cumming is the cumshot a guy has when he jacks off again after blowing his load the first time.

This morning, I was so horny that I had to have The Second Cumming!

by USAF Cadet July 16, 2021

drygasm

A drygasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacked off and drained his balls 5-6 times in a row.

If you jack off enough, you eventually have a drygasm with no cum!

by USAF Cadet December 14, 2020

Eau d'Vie

Eau d'Vie is the water of life -- a guy's cum.

I jacked off and my Eau d'Vie went everywhere.

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

bush-fire

A bush-fire is the blaze a guy starts when he sets his own pubes aflame while smoking some good weed.

I was smoking some East Coast Diesel and I started a bush-fire in my naked crotch!

by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 03, 2021

lace curtains

lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.

I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

night water

night water is a wet dream

I woke up and my bed was wet and sticky -- I must have spilt my night water!

by USAF Cadet November 25, 2020