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toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.
Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
mugGet the toilet cummug.

Adonis Dick

An Adonis Dick is a guy who has the perfect cock -- it's cut high and tight, 8" long, with a 6" circumference, luscious, plump strawberry knob - perfect for sucking out cumgasms, and getting fucked in your boi-hole with.
My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021
mugGet the Adonis Dickmug.

de-committeed

de-committed is what Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene was.
Crack open a bottle of champagne -- the seditionist Marjorie Taylor Greene was de-committeed finally!
by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021
mugGet the de-committeedmug.

The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.
Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
mugGet the The early bird gets the wormmug.

butt-crack cum

butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.
I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!
by USAF Cadet July 5, 2021
mugGet the butt-crack cummug.

sink jack-off

A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.
I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!
by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021
mugGet the sink jack-offmug.

exam-room boner

An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.
Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
mugGet the exam-room bonermug.

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