USAF Cadet's definitions
Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
Get the toilet cummug. An Adonis Dick is a guy who has the perfect cock -- it's cut high and tight, 8" long, with a 6" circumference, luscious, plump strawberry knob - perfect for sucking out cumgasms, and getting fucked in your boi-hole with.
My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021
Get the Adonis Dickmug. de-committed is what Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene was.
Crack open a bottle of champagne -- the seditionist Marjorie Taylor Greene was de-committeed finally!
by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021
Get the de-committeedmug. The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
Get the The early bird gets the wormmug. butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.
I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!
by USAF Cadet July 5, 2021
Get the butt-crack cummug. A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.
by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021
Get the sink jack-offmug. An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
Get the exam-room bonermug.