chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.

I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

tubular

tubular is the shape of a guy's dick.

All dicks are tubular -- some are bigger than others!

by USAF Cadet August 04, 2021

Strawberry Cum-Cake

Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.

My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

gooch

A guy's gooch is the area between his asshole and his nut-sack with an intoxicating smell that gives an instant boner to some guys.

I like to smell Matt's gooch when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner -- I sometimes call him "Gooch" as a nickname!

by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

choke on it !

"choke on it !" is what a guy tells his cocksucker to do when he wants his dick deep-throated.

Matt yells "choke on it !" when he wants me to deep-throat him!

by USAF Cadet July 06, 2021

impale

impale means for a guy to fuck another dude in his asshole with his fuck-stick supporting the dude's weight on it.

Chris impaled me on his prong last night!

by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021

fistee

A fistee is a guy who gets fist-fucked.

As punishment for missing a soccer pass, my team-mates made me the fistee when they took turns fist-fucking me!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021