USAF Cadet's definitions

wake-up blowjob

A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.

I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!

by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.

Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!

by USAF Cadet March 3, 2021

ball-bag

A ball-bag is a sac-de-noix.

Hey Matt -- lick my ball-bag and make me cum!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

oral bottom

An oral bottom is a guy who likes to suck other dudes' dicks and eat their cum.

I'm versatile, but I slightly prefer being an oral bottom.

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

drygasm

A drygasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacked off and drained his balls 5-6 times in a row.

If you jack off enough, you eventually have a drygasm with no cum!

by USAF Cadet December 13, 2020

lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.

I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021