Urban Dictionary: Definitions by USAF Cadet

Chocolate Indian

A Chocolate Indian is a guy's big cumgasm-ready boner dipped in chocolate.

Matt shouted down the hall, " Hey Skip -- come wrap your lips around my Chocolate Indian!

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A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.

I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!

dark-gasm by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

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cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.

The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!

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A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.

Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!

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A toy-boy is a cute young guy that another dude uses as a human fleshlight to give himself pleasure-gasms.

Several other cadets here at the Academy use me as a toy-boy to pleasure themselves!

toy-boy by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

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A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.

Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!

non-gasm by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

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A quickie ia a jack-off session and cumgasm that takes less than three minutes.

I try to get in a quickie between classes!

quickie by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

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