butt-crack cumgasm

A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.

Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

Lizardi Fooliani

Lizardi Fooliani is was one of tRumpty's lawyers before he got thrown under the bus.

I heard that Lizardi Fooliani didn't get paid by tRumpty - says he has "insurance" though!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."

Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

shrimp

To shrimp is for guy to suck another dude's toes while they're jacking off to give each other a shrimp-gasm.

Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!

by USAF Cadet February 06, 2021

Buttercup

Buttercup is the name of my first pet cat, and also one of Matt's nicknames for me.

Buttercup used to sleep with me and purr!

by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021

asshole

A guy's asshole is the entry to one of his cum-holes where a dude can have an awesome pleasue-gasm.

My asshole is ONE of my cum-holes!

by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021

asshole

A guy's asshole is the entry-way to his fuck chute.

Four dudes stuck their boners into my asshole last night and fucked me silly!

by USAF Cadet July 06, 2021