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Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
Get the Stupid ! mug.A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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Get the pitcher mug.cum-tracks are the trails of dried cum that a guy leaves on his sheets from jacking off and not using a cum-sock.
by USAF Cadet November 1, 2020
Get the cum-tracks mug.e-stim is the application of electric shocks to a guy's cock, balls, tits, and asshole to force him to have an electro-gasm.
Some of my roomies bought an electro-sex kit, and they used it on me -- using e-stim on my c-spot and nut-sack, they made me cum five times and I also had multiple dry-gasms!
by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021
Get the e-stim mug.shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
Get the shit the bed mug.Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
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