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Definitions by USAF Cadet

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink 

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.
Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!

laptop cumgasm 

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.
Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!
laptop cumgasm by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

Peeping Tom 

A Peeping Tom is a guy who likes to watch other dudes having boy-sex or jacking off while he beats his own meat.
I'm still a Peeping Tom - I like to watch other cadets jack off and cum!
Peeping Tom by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

wick-gasm 

A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.
Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!
wick-gasm by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

head-gasm 

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.
At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!
head-gasm by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
wispies are the short fuzzy hairs that grow just below a guy's navel and run down to his bush.
I'm blond with blue eyes -- even my wispies are almost invisible!
wispies by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

butt-crack cumgasm 

A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.
Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!
butt-crack cumgasm by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021