Definitions by USAF Cadet
One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink
One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink by USAF Cadet March 3, 2021
laptop cumgasm
A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.
laptop cumgasm by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021
Peeping Tom
A Peeping Tom is a guy who likes to watch other dudes having boy-sex or jacking off while he beats his own meat.
Peeping Tom by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021
wick-gasm
A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.
Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!
wick-gasm by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021
butt-crack cumgasm
A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.
Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!
butt-crack cumgasm by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021