USAF Cadet's definitions

Long Dong Silver

Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.

I sucked off Long Dong Silver this morning, and now he wants me to do it again!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

haircut

A haircut is what a guy gets when another dude trims his pubes.

Some of the other cadets in our pod want me to give them a cadet haircut - short and manscaped.

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

Eleven

Eleven is the number of cum-spurts I usually have when I have a cumgasm.

I had an Eleven when I whacked-off this morning.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

cumshot

A cumshot is the slippery, sweet/salty and tasty ivory-colored fluid that spurts out of a guy's dick when he has a cumgasm.

I sucked him off and swallowed his cumshot!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

gorpster

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

J'taime beaucoup !

J'taime beaucoup ! is "I love you very much" in French.

I always say "J'taime beaucoup !" to my doggos, Deja Vu and Casey when it's time to go to their Wonder-Beds!

by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

bush-fire

A bush-fire is the blaze a guy starts when he sets his own pubes aflame while smoking some good weed.

I was smoking some East Coast Diesel and I started a bush-fire in my naked crotch!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021