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shrimp

To shrimp is for guy to suck another dude's toes while they're jacking off to give each other a shrimp-gasm.

Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!

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by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021

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FAPruary

FAPruary is the whole month of february, which a lot of guys celebrate by beating off and having a FAPruary-gasm the same numer of times as the numer of the day - requires a jo-bud on leap-year.

Matt and I are celebrating Fapruary, and my dick is already getting sore!

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by USAF Cadet February 04, 2021

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Furious FAP February

Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.

I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!

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by USAF Cadet February 04, 2021

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Ground-Hog Day-gasm

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.

Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!

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by USAF Cadet February 04, 2021

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ass-brand

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.

Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!

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by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021

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Aussibum

Aussiebum is a brand of men's underwear that comes in a large variety of bright designs - they hug a young guy's boy-buns and slim hips and frame his package. When not free-balling or wearing a jock, it's one of my favorite brands along with Calvin Klein's whitie-whities.

Matt and I share each other's Aussibums - I don't even remember which ones are mine!

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by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021

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Wing, Wang, & Dong

Wing, Wang, & Dong is my name for The Twins & Spunky.

He pulled my jock down to see Wing, Wang, & Dong!

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by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021

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