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cluster-fuck

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.
I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!
by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021
mugGet the cluster-fuckmug.

road head

road head is the blowjob and cumgasm one guy gives to another while they're taking a road trip
On our way to San Francisco, I gave by buddy road head every 100 miles!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020
mugGet the road headmug.

shower-scum sucker

A shower-scum sucker is a person who down-votes another guy's post that is meant to pay a tribute and memoralize his beloved dog.
Shit! The shower-scum suckers are mad because their turd didn't get elected, so now, they stop braiding their pubic hair and go down-vote something that is completely none of their business - bon appetite!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
mugGet the shower-scum suckermug.

Wing, Wang, & Dong

Wing, Wang, & Dong is my name for The Twins & Spunky.
He pulled my jock down to see Wing, Wang, & Dong!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
mugGet the Wing, Wang, & Dongmug.

condom-cum

condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.
As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
mugGet the condom-cummug.

butt-crack

A butt-crack is the cleavage between a guy's butt-cheeks.
Matt fucked me in my lower cum-hole and blew his load on my butt-crack!
by USAF Cadet September 7, 2021
mugGet the butt-crackmug.

preferred masturbation toy

A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.
I think my asshole and mouth are Matt's preferred masturbation toys!
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
mugGet the preferred masturbation toymug.

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