USAF Cadet's definitions

morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!

Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is the cum deposited in a guy's asshole when two dudes fuck him and have cumgasms when they fuck him in his asshole and have cumgasms at the same time.

Two of my roomies fucked me at the same time and gave me a double-cream filling!

by USAF Cadet August 19, 2021

jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

cum-cup

A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.

Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!

by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021

brat-fuck

A brat-fuck is when your hot cadet roomie fucks you with a bratwurst and makes you eat it after you have a cumgasm.

Chris gave me a brat-fuck last night and made me eat the thing afterward!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

freeball-accident

One freeball-accident is sitting on your own nuts.

Damn! I just had a freeball-accident!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

raw liver

raw liver is what a lot of teenage boys use to masturbate with.

When I was a teenager, I used a piece of raw liver to masturbate with.

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021