USAF Cadet's definitions

run the train

run the train means for a group of five or more guys to line up to take turns fucking another dude in his asshole or mouth.

They wanted to run the train on me this morning in the cadet showers, so I let them -- took care of all their morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

soap-gasm

A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.

Sometimes I give myself a soap-gasm when I shower!

by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020

marbles

marbles are a young boy's nuts.

When I was really young, I used to let other guys play with my marbles!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

boner bazaar

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.

Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

hamburger helper

hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.

When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021