Dick Whisperer

A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.
My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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breath-control

breath-control is something a guy has to learn and comprehend in order to deepthroat a dude's long cock that he's thrusting down your throat.
I'm getting pretty good at my breath-control -- I've been practicing by sucking Matt's dick and swallowing his loads!
by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021
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belly-button lint

belly-button lint is an accumulation of fabric particles that collects in a guy's navel and smells like cum.
I try to clean up my belly-button lint when I shower in the morning.
by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021
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taint

A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.
I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!
by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021
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pussy-boy

A pussy-boy is a young guy -- hairless, with a tight pink asshole, a willing mouth who other dudes use to get their rocks off by fucking him in his mouth or asshole.
I think I'm my roomies' pussy-boy because they all like to fuck me in my mouth or asshole!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
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cum d'eau

cum d'eau is French for cum in water -- what a guy sees in a glass of water after he's blows his load in it -- and then he or someone drinks it.
Matt always leaves cum d'eau in my night water!
by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
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The Perfect Dick

The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.
I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
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