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junk

A guy's junk is his cock and balls.
Yeah -- I like to fondle Matt's junk!
by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021
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slop

slop is the cum left in a guy's fuck-chute that remains after he's been fucked in his asshole.
Shit -- I've got slop in my butthole now!
by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021
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toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.
Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
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unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.
Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
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urinal cum

urinal cum is the combined cumshots of a lot of guys who have jacked off into the urinal they were using.
This morning, I was jacking off in the john of the cadet locker-room, and some other cadets caught me and made me eat all the urinal cum!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
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run the train

run the train means for a group of five or more guys to line up to take turns fucking another dude in his asshole or mouth.
They wanted to run the train on me this morning in the cadet showers, so I let them -- took care of all their morning wood!
by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021
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