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douche

To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.
I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
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Sunshine

Sunshine is what my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me when he wants to fuck my boi-pussy. (It's also one of my nicknames for my doggo girl,Ginger)
I heard Matt tell another cadet that he needed to get a little Sunshine!
by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020
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crotch filet

crotch filet' is a hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.
I eat a crotch filet every time I can
by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021
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dominant hand

A guy's dominant hand is the hand most dudes usually use to jack off with.
I usually use my dominant hand to jack off with, unless I want to have a non-dominant hand jack-off session.
by USAF Cadet June 23, 2021
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Amazon-gasm

An Amazon-gasm is the cumgasm a guy can order from Amazon if he's desparate for another guy's cum.
My Amazon-gasm arrived in the mail today - let's party!
by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021
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C-Spot

A guy's C-Spot is that special place on his cock that makes him have a squirt-gasm when he blows his creamy load and has at least a tit-gasm, but more probably a mouthful of cum.
Oh Yum! I rubbed my C-Spot and tasted my own cum!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
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wank

To wank means to jack off.
I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!
by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021
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