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chocolate sex

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021
mugGet the chocolate sexmug.

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.
Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
mugGet the cum-sockmug.

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.
Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.
by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021
mugGet the jerk-matemug.

foot-long hot-dog

A foot-long hot-dog is a 12" dick.
That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
mugGet the foot-long hot-dogmug.

woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.
I often get a spontaneous woodie!
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
mugGet the woodiemug.

rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.
Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
mugGet the rim-suck positionmug.

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.
Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
mugGet the double-dick jack-offmug.

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