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An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
Get the Ass Grommet mug.A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021
Get the Jack-off Squire mug.An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
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by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
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Get the Ground-Hog Day-gasm mug.A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.
We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
Get the field telephone mug.A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.
My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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