USAF Cadet's definitions

Zen-gasm

A Zen-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's stoned and jacking off and wondering what is feeling what -- is his dick feeling his hand, or is his hand feeling his dick?

Wow! I just got lost in my Zen-gasm, think I'll do it again!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

cum-slit

A cum-slit is the hole on the tip of a guy's dick that's an exit for his cum and urine.

I sucked off the cadets in my room and emptied their tanks, and then I fucked their cum-slit with my tongue until they sreamed "Stop!!!" Afterward, they gave me a piss-chaser!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!

Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

stiffy

A stiffy is an insistent raging boner.

I've got a real stiffy - think I'm gonna jack it off!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.

I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

Bumper - Brite

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.

Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!

by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

back-yard pup-tent sleep-over

A back-yard pup-tent sleep-over is when a guy invites a good boy friend over to party and spend the night sucking, fucking, and playing with each other's teen boners until they fall asleep -- then they wake up, take care of each other's morning wood, and then go inside and have eggs and waffles, fruit, and milk that your Mom made.

I had a lot of back-yard pup-tent sleep-overs when I was a younger teenager!

by USAF Cadet February 11, 2021