USAF Cadet's definitions

downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.

Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!

by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021

sac-de-noix

A sac-de-noix is a nut-sack in French.

Terry gave me a back-handed knuckle-rap to my sac-de-noix!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

pubes

pubes are your cocksucker's dental floss

My cocksucker buries his nose in my pubes when he sucks my dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Terry-gasm

A Terry-gasm is the orgasm a guy works out of his dick when he masturbates by rubbing his elbow on his big boner in his tighty-whities and has a cumgasm.

I tried to have a Terry-gasm in class today -- I did! - and my Calvins are all wet now!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

B & D

B & D is recreational scolding.

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

whip-gasm

A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.

If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!

by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021

C-Spot

A guy's C-Spot is that special place on his cock that makes him have a squirt-gasm when he blows his creamy load and has at least a tit-gasm, but more probably a mouthful of cum.

Oh Yum! I rubbed my C-Spot and tasted my own cum!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021