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Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!
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by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021

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Matt and I are celebrating Fapruary, and my dick is already getting sore!
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by USAF Cadet February 04, 2021

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I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!
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by USAF Cadet February 04, 2021

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Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!
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by USAF Cadet February 04, 2021

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Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!
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by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021

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Aussiebum is a brand of men's underwear that comes in a large variety of bright designs - they hug a young guy's boy-buns and slim hips and frame his package. When not free-balling or wearing a jock, it's one of my favorite brands along with Calvin Klein's whitie-whities.
Matt and I share each other's Aussibums - I don't even remember which ones are mine!
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by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021

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He pulled my jock down to see Wing, Wang, & Dong!
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by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021

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