USAF Cadet's definitions

Stupid !

Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.

Lindsey Graham is just Stupid !

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.

Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

pitcher

A pitcher is a guy who prefers to fuck another dude's asshole to get his rocks off.

I'm versatile, but Matt is definitely a pitcher!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021

breath-control

breath-control is something a guy has to learn and comprehend in order to deepthroat a dude's long cock that he's thrusting down your throat.

I'm getting pretty good at my breath-control -- I've been practicing by sucking Matt's dick and swallowing his loads!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

do my doo-wah-diddie

do my do-wah-diddie is a command to suck dick.

Matt called me over to him and said "do my doo-wah-diddie"!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

Shower of Blessings

A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.

I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021