cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that in which guys jack off and have cumgasms.
Even my cadet roomie's cum-sock smells good!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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cock-strap

A cock-strap is a leather strap that a guy puts around his cock & balls to keep his nuts from receding, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a cumgasm. It also makes a guy's dick rock-hard.
Matt, my cadet roomie, gave me a cock-strap for my birthday!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.
I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021
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cum-cup

A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021
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double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is the cum deposited in a guy's asshole when two dudes fuck him and have cumgasms when they fuck him in his asshole and have cumgasms at the same time.
Two of my roomies fucked me at the same time and gave me a double-cream filling!
by USAF Cadet August 19, 2021
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jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.
When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
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Mile-High Club Royale

The Mile-High Club Royale is a super-elite club for guys who have participated in a four-man spit-roast deluxe-ing in the restroom of an airplane flying at least a mile high.
Coming back to the Academy from San Francisco, Matt and I became members of the Mile-High Club Royale!
by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021
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