USAF Cadet's definitions

foot-long hot-dog

A foot-long hot-dog is a 12" dick.

That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.

I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

Are you having fun yet?

Are you having fun yet? is what one of the five dudes who took turns spit-roasting me said as he was fucking my mouth.

I couldn't belive that he asked me "Are you having fun yet?"!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

power bottom

A power bottom is a guy who likes to wildly ride the peg of another dude while he jacks you off until both have boner-gasms.

I'm a power bottom when it comes to getting fucked in my boy-hole!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

two elephants in the room

two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.

Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!

by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

face-paint

To face-paint a guy, a dude gives a fellow cadet gay bukkake - splashing his nut-juice all over the cadet's face.

They want to give me gay bukkake and face-paint me!

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021