703 definitions by USAF Cadet

cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.

A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

aerobic fuck

An aerobic fuck is a fuck event that can happen when two guys are fucking and both of them reach and stay in their aerobic heart-beat range until they both have cumgasms and are out of breath.

I mostly have aerobic fucks when I get my rocks off with hot, horny cadets!

by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021

pleasure

To pleasure a guy, you suck his dick and fuck him in the ass until you both have pleasure-gasms.

Damn -- I really like to pleasure Matt and swallow his big load!

by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

mec

A mec is a pimp in French.

My roomie, Matt, is my mec at the academy -- he makes me suck off any other cadets he owes blowjobs to!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

rope

A rope is a long rope-like cumshot.

Matt jacked me off and I shot ropes!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

preface

preface is the clear fluid that leaks out of a guy's dick prior to having a cumgasm ... preface = pre-cum

I'm a leaker -- When I jack off I always have pools of preface on my lower abs!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021