USAF Cadet's definitions

cumshot

A cumshot is the slippery, sweet/salty and tasty ivory-colored fluid that spurts out of a guy's dick when he has a cumgasm.

I sucked him off and swallowed his cumshot!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

gorpster

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Cadet Leapfrog

Cadet Leapfrog is a like a FratX initiation -- all the cadets involved first get naked. Then they stoop down in Leapfrog position and they begin by having the last guy stick his tongue up the asshole of the guy ahead of him and give him a rim-job. Each cadet does this to the cadet ahead of him (Daisy-Chain Rim-fuck). Then, a starter cadet leaps over the one in front of him, being sure to smack his cock & balls on the dude' head. When he reaches the end, he turns and gets a blowjob from the last cadet he leapfrogged over -- this continues until each participant has had at least one cumgasm.

We played Cadet Leapfrog last night and I'm still cum-drunk!

by USAF Cadet August 28, 2021

bush-fire

A bush-fire is the blaze a guy starts when he sets his own pubes aflame while smoking some good weed.

I was smoking some East Coast Diesel and I started a bush-fire in my naked crotch!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.

Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

whip-gasm

A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.

If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!

by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021

B & D

B & D is recreational scolding.

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020