USAF Cadet's definitions

hair pie

A hair pie is a hairy asshole on a guy.

A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!

by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021

crotch-rocket

A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.

My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!

by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020

car-cum

car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.

A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!

by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

de-platformed

To be de-platformed is to have all of one's social media accounts suspended like tRumpty, and the Pillow Man's, Rudy Fooliani's, tRumpty Jr's and several others for advocating sedition.

It's about time that Trumpty has been de-platformed!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

Dr of Cocksuckery

A Dr of Cocksuckery is a guy who is an expert at sucking cumgasms out of other guys' dicks.

Matt says I must be a Dr of Cocksuckery because I'm so good at sucking cumgasms out of other cadets' dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 9, 2021

pound your pud

To pound your pud means to jack off forcefully.

When you wake up, you often just NEED to pound your pud!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

solobate

To solobate is for a guy to wrap his fingers around his dick and jack off by himself.

When I'm home alone, I solobate!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021