Ser

"Ser" is what I have to call the cadets who are part of the Nights of the Round Table as I kneel before them and ask "May I suck your dick?" See "Nights of the Round Table"
by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020
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classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.
In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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classroom boner

A classroom boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he's standing to recite something during school.
I got a classroom boner today in English class!
by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020
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3 MINS

3 MINS means three minutes -- the amount of time it usually takes me to jack off and have a cumgasm.
Here at the Academy, 3 MINS is how long it takes me to take care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021
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cum-tracks

cum-tracks are the trails of dried cum that a guy leaves on his sheets from jacking off and not using a cum-sock.
Matt washed my cum-sock, so now I've got cum-tracks on my sheets!
by USAF Cadet November 02, 2020
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de-committeed

de-committed is what Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene was.
Crack open a bottle of champagne -- the seditionist Marjorie Taylor Greene was de-committeed finally!
by USAF Cadet February 06, 2021
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Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!
by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
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