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A pussy-boy is a young guy -- hairless, with a tight pink asshole, a willing mouth who other dudes use to get their rocks off by fucking him in his mouth or asshole.
I think I'm my roomies' pussy-boy because they all like to fuck me in my mouth or asshole!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
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cum d'eau is French for cum in water -- what a guy sees in a glass of water after he's blows his load in it -- and then he or someone drinks it.
Matt always leaves cum d'eau in my night water!
by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
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The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.
I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
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A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.
Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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Lizardi Fooliani is was one of tRumpty's lawyers before he got thrown under the bus.
I heard that Lizardi Fooliani didn't get paid by tRumpty - says he has "insurance" though!
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
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His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."
Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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To shrimp is for guy to suck another dude's toes while they're jacking off to give each other a shrimp-gasm.
Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!
by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021
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