sink jack-off

A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.
I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!
by USAF Cadet January 11, 2021
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Devil's Triangle

A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.
I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
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indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.
Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
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shower

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.
I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!
by USAF Cadet January 04, 2021
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show-er

A show-er is a guy with a dick that doesn't change much in size when his cock goes from being flaccid to having a boner.
Most of us cadets are growers, but Matt and I, and a few of our friends are show-ers.
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
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bonerfied

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.
Matt and I are both bonerfied!
by USAF Cadet November 25, 2020
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milk

To milk a guy, one dude sticks his middle finger up another guy's asshole and massages his prostate making him leak pre-cum and then semen -- said to be good for the prostate, and very pleasurable. Also called "forced orgasm" or "hands-free orgasm."
Matt and his friends held me down and milked me for two hours!
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
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