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Definitions by USAF Cadet

Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.
I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!
Fleshlight cum by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021

short & curlies 

short & curlies are a guy's pubic hair
Max had me by my short & curlies today when we were wrestling!
short & curlies by USAF Cadet April 19, 2021

cum-splash 

cum-splash is the part of a guy's cum-shot that splashes back on him when he jacks off in a urinal.
I whacked off in one of the cadet urinals this afternoon, and now I've got cum-splash on my uniform!
cum-splash by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021
A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.
I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!
taint by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021
A prong is a long raging boner that a guy can support his weight on while being fucked by it.
Matt had me supported on his prong when he fucked me in the cadet showers this morning!
prong by USAF Cadet April 11, 2021

Suck Dick ! 

Suck Dick ! is is what a guy hears from the guy fucking him in his asshole, while another dude forces his dick into the guy's mouth while he's being spit-roasted.
Matt and another cadet were trying to spit-roast me, and as Matt was inserting HIS cock into my asshole, I heard him shout Suck Dick ! as his cadet friend tried to push HIS meat into my mouth!
Suck Dick ! by USAF Cadet April 7, 2021

Fleshlight cum-sucker 

A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.
There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!