WOW

I gave my Mom a bronze paperweight that said "MOM", but she thought it said "WOW"!
by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021
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smoke-gasm

A smoke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another cadet jacks him off and blows cigar smoke up his ass which gives gives him an awesome smoke-gasm!
Matt bought a panatela and gave me a smoke-gasm last night!
by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020
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Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"
Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
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campfire circle-jerk

A campfire circle-jerk is when a bunch of guys jack off together and have cumgasms around a campfire.
When a bunch of us cadets go camping, we all enjoy a good campfire circle-jerk!
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
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meat-rack

A meat-rack is an elevated bench against a wall in a gay bar that guys sit on to display their package.
Numbers is a gay bar in San Francisco that has a meat-rack I like to sit on to display my goods!
by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021
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meat rack

In some gay bars, there's a meat rack -- an elevated, crotch-high bench against a wall for guys to sit on and display their package.
At Numbers, a bar in San Francisco, there's an awesome meat rack!
by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021
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rimmer

A rimmer is a guy who likes to stick his tongue up another dude's asshole and give him a rim-gasm.
I love being the rimmer who sticks his tongue up Matt's asshole!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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