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Definitions by USAF Cadet

indelible marker 

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.
Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!
indelible marker by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
A show-er is a guy with a dick that doesn't change much in size when his cock goes from being flaccid to having a boner.
Most of us cadets are growers, but Matt and I, and a few of our friends are show-ers.
show-er by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

Cookie Cum 

Cookie Cum is the cumgasm that a guy deposits on a cookie when he's playing "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with his jack-off buddies.
I played "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with some of my buds Saturday night -- I lost so they fed me the Cookie Cum!
Cookie Cum by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

piss gag 

A piss gag is a device used in some BD/SM/Water Sports circles. I has a mouth hole in it to accommodate a guy's dick so when he sticks his cock through it and pisses, you, with his cock in your mouth, have to swallow it all.
Matt and some of us other cadets went to a gay bath-house, and some of them wanted me to wear a piss gag. I did -- and then they took turns sticking their dicks in my mouth and pissing -- I had to swallow it all -- I was pissing out their piss all night!
piss gag by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021
A hair pie is a hairy asshole on a guy.
A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!
hair pie by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021

dominant hand 

A guy's dominant hand is the hand most dudes usually use to jack off with.
I usually use my dominant hand to jack off with, unless I want to have a non-dominant hand jack-off session.
dominant hand by USAF Cadet June 23, 2021

designated cum-licker 

A designated cum-licker is a guy who is chosen to lick up the cumshots of other guys who shoot their cumgasms on another guy's ass-crack after withdrawing their dicks from his asshole after they've fucked him.
A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!