USAF Cadet's definitions

upper in-hole

An upper in-hole is a guy's mouth used by other dudes to stick their dicks in and fuck until they have cumgasms.

My roomies all like using my upper in-hole to get their rocks off!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

watersports

watersports is a sexual activity that some guys like to engage in -- one guy pisses on the face, body, genitals, or in the dude's mouth which he tries to drink.

In the cadet showers, I like to engage in watersports and suck a piss-gasm out of other cadets' morning wood !

by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021

cum-tracks

cum-tracks are the trails of dried cum that a guy leaves on his sheets from jacking off and not using a cum-sock.

Matt washed my cum-sock, so now I've got cum-tracks on my sheets!

by USAF Cadet November 1, 2020

e-stim

e-stim is the application of electric shocks to a guy's cock, balls, tits, and asshole to force him to have an electro-gasm.

Some of my roomies bought an electro-sex kit, and they used it on me -- using e-stim on my c-spot and nut-sack, they made me cum five times and I also had multiple dry-gasms!

by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021

Cum-dumpty tRumpty

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

service

To service a guy, a dude sucks another guy's dick or lets him fuck your ass until he has one or more cumgasms with no reciprocation required or expected.

Matt sometimes wants ME to service his friends!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021