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5" is the average size of an erect penis
While 5" is the average size of a guy's dick, Matt and I both have 8" cocks!
5" by USAF Cadet July 9, 2021

wake-up blowjob 

A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.
I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!

penis plug 

A penis plug is a stainless steel rod that can be inserted down a guy's dick that prevents his cum from exiting his cock when he cums.
Please don't use that penis plug on me!
penis plug by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021

getting off 

getting off means having a cumgasm
I love getting off by having a dude give me a blowjob!
getting off by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021

aerobic fuck 

An aerobic fuck is a fuck event that can happen when two guys are fucking and both of them reach and stay in their aerobic heart-beat range until they both have cumgasms and are out of breath.
I mostly have aerobic fucks when I get my rocks off with hot, horny cadets!
aerobic fuck by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021

Air Force Cadet Cum Diet 

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.
When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!

choke on it ! 

"choke on it !" is what a guy tells his cocksucker to do when he wants his dick deep-throated.
Matt yells "choke on it !" when he wants me to deep-throat him!
choke on it ! by USAF Cadet July 6, 2021