uranus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.
by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020
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ass-brand

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.
Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
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wood

wood is a guy's boner
Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!
by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021
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jaw-breaker

A jaw-breaker is a huge dick.
Wow! That cadet from the second squadron has a real jaw-breaker -- I could only lick his cum-slit because I couldn't even get his throbbing knob in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
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Turd-Slime

Turd-Slime is what MAGAts feed on.
Now that tRumpty is gone, at least the worst of the Turd-Slime is gone!
by USAF Cadet January 22, 2021
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dreamgasm

A dreamgasm is a wet dream.
Shit! My sheets are wet -- I must have had a dreamgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
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slop

slop is the cum left in a guy's fuck-chute that remains after he's been fucked in his asshole.
Shit -- I've got slop in my butthole now!
by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021
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