USAF Cadet's definitions

spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

piss-boner

A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.

WOW! When I got a piss-boner, I peed and had a cumgasm at the same time!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

the Hungries

the Hungries is what you get after you've smoked a joint of Jungle-Jizz and want more cock to suck

Man -- I'm stll high and Ive got the Hungries!

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

taint

A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.

I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

shrimp

To shrimp is for guy to suck another dude's toes while they're jacking off to give each other a shrimp-gasm.

Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!

by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

duck butter

duck butter is the accumulation of sweat, piss, and dried cum that collects on the glans of some uncircumcised males.

I sucked that cadet's dick and even his duck butter tasted good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020