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Holy Shit! -- I fucking shot a bucket!
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A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!
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A guy's p-spot is his prostate, which is the target of the dude who is fucking your ass.
He kept hitting my p-spot when he had his dick up my ass, and I blew my load all over!
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A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.
I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!
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cum-pearls are the blobs of cum that slip out of a guy's boi-hole after you've fucked him and had a cumgasm -- they're good, so give the dude some.
Matt always feeds me his cum-pearls after he drops a load in my ass!

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I'm always amazed at the amount of underwater cum there is after I blow my load in the pool!
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A grower is a guy whose dick gets considerably bigger when he gets a hard-on.
Matt is a shower, but his friend Connor, is a grower.
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