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downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.
Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!
by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021
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B & D

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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Cum-on-a-Cookie

Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.
We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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bum-bandit

A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.
Greg is a real bum-bandit -- he'll fuck any young dude that moves!
by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021
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Cadet Snow-Cannon

A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!
Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
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cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.
Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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Score !

Score ! is what a guy shouts before giving another dude a fist-clinched, back-handed smack! to the sac-de-noix of his team-mate.
I grabbed my nuts when I heard someone shout "Score !", and everyone laughed!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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