cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.

Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

splooge

splooge is the tasty, ivory-colored, creamy load a guy spurts out of his dick when he has a cumgasm.

I blew my splooge all over Matt's hair, face, tits, chest , and stomach when I jacked off over him!

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021

Wing, Wang, & Dong

Wing, Wang, & Dong is my name for The Twins & Spunky.

He pulled my jock down to see Wing, Wang, & Dong!

by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021

creampie

creampie means to blow your load on another guy's face.

Sometimes when Matt jerks off, he likes to creampie me!

by USAF Cadet December 11, 2020

spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021