271 definition by USAF Cadet

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

A guy's p-spot is his prostate, which is the target of the dude who is fucking your ass.

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.

cum-pearls are the blobs of cum that slip out of a guy's boi-hole after you've fucked him and had a cumgasm -- they're good, so give the dude some.

underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.

A grower is a guy whose dick gets considerably bigger when he gets a hard-on.