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rim

rim means to kiss, lick, and fuck with your tongue another dude's fuck-hole.

My roomie Matt, likes to rim my boi-pussy before he fucks me with his raging boner!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

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tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

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Valor Morgulus

Valor Morgulus means "All Men Must Die" in High Valerian from "Game of Thrones".

Our Wing Commander said that those of us who will their have their own Talons could paint the nosecone of their aircraft with a name, and I'm going to have Valor Morgulus on mine!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020

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rim-buddies

rim-buddies are dudes who like to get together and rim each other, sometimes simultaneously, and then fuck each other.

My roomie, Matt, and I are rim-buddies!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020

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To waterboard a guy, several dudes hold another guy upside-down on an incline board and place a towel over his face, and then they throw water on his face, making him unable to breathe and he thinks he's going to die.

A bunch of my friends gave me a waterboard party today in the cadet showers -- they gave me a 300mg Viagra, held me down, covered my face with a shower towel, and jacked off on it until I had a several cumgasms myself because I thought I was going to die! I felt like I was drowning in my own cum!

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skull-fuck

a skull-fuck is when a guy grabs another dude's ears, forcefully face-fucks the guy's mouth until he has a throat-gasm and blows his load and then holds the guy's mouth on his fuck-stick until the last drop of his cum is swallowed.

Matt likes to skull-fuck me when he really needs to get off!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020

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