USAF Cadet's definitions

maskhole

A maskhole is a designer Covid-19 mask with a hole in it for another guy to stick his dick in and get sucked off.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a mask with a maskhole in it so I can still suck his cock or rim him!

by USAF Cadet November 11, 2020

tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"

I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!

by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021

turd-slime

turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.

Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.

In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

piss-gasm

A piss-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's taking a piss and has a cumgasm because his bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.

I was taking a piss and had a piss-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

Let it out -- cum !

"Let it out -- cum !" is what the guy who is jacking you off says to you when he knows you're getting close to blowing your load.

Matt was jacking me off, and when he said "Let it out -- cum !" -- I shot my load everywhere - it hit my face!

by USAF Cadet July 17, 2021

rim-chair

A rim-chair is a stool with adjustable legs and a toilet seat so you can lower it right over a sitting guy's mouth & tongue so you can give his boy-hole a Randy Rim-Job.

Chris bought us all a rim-chair so now Matt and I can give each other a Randy Rim Job!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020