USAF Cadet's definitions

cum-slit

A cum-slit is the hole on the tip of a guy's dick that's an exit for his cum and urine.

I sucked off the cadets in my room and emptied their tanks, and then I fucked their cum-slit with my tongue until they sreamed "Stop!!!" Afterward, they gave me a piss-chaser!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

underwater cum

underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.

I'm always amazed at the amount of underwater cum there is after I blow my load in the pool!

by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021

XXL

XXL is the condom size I have to buy for my big dick.

I went to the pharmacy and bought some XXL flavored rubbers.

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

Terry-gasm

A Terry-gasm is the orgasm a guy works out of his dick when he masturbates by rubbing his elbow on his big boner in his tighty-whities and has a cumgasm.

I tried to have a Terry-gasm in class today -- I did! - and my Calvins are all wet now!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

pubes

pubes are your cocksucker's dental floss

My cocksucker buries his nose in my pubes when he sucks my dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

sac-de-noix

A sac-de-noix is a nut-sack in French.

Terry gave me a back-handed knuckle-rap to my sac-de-noix!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.

Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!

by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021