Definitions by USAF Cadet

chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.

I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"

chop some wood by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

woodie 

A woodie is an insistent boner.

I often get a spontaneous woodie!

woodie by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

Lizardi Fooliani 

Lizardi Fooliani is was one of tRumpty's lawyers before he got thrown under the bus.

I heard that Lizardi Fooliani didn't get paid by tRumpty - says he has "insurance" though!

Lizardi Fooliani by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

Cum-dumpty tRumpty 

Cum-dumpty tRumpty] is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!

Cum-dumpty tRumpty by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

six-shooter 

A six-shooter is a guy who blasts six cumshots down your throat when you suck his dick.

I love a six-shooter - that's a lot of cum!

six-shooter by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021

butter-fuck

butter-fuck means to screw a guy using butter for lube, and afterward, to make the dude lick your dick clean.

Matt butter-fucked me the other night and made me suck his dick clean!

butter-fuck by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021

camsturbate 

camsturbate mean to jack off with your JO buddies and blow your load while film-sharing it.

When I'm in the mood, I camsturbate with some of my cadet friends!

camsturbate by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021