crotch filet

crotch filet' is a hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.
I eat a crotch filet every time I can
by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021
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Terry-gasm

A Terry-gasm is the orgasm a guy works out of his dick when he masturbates by rubbing his elbow on his big boner in his tighty-whities and has a cumgasm.
I tried to have a Terry-gasm in class today -- I did! - and my Calvins are all wet now!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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pubes

pubes are your cocksucker's dental floss
My cocksucker buries his nose in my pubes when he sucks my dick!
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
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sac-de-noix

A sac-de-noix is a nut-sack in French.
Terry gave me a back-handed knuckle-rap to my sac-de-noix!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.
Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!
by USAF Cadet March 07, 2021
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douche

To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.
I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
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French Tickler

A French Tickler is a penis sleeve with nubs and wiggly appendages that tickle the inside of a guy's asshole when he's being fucked which gives him a French Tickler-gasm.
Matt wore his French Tickler when he fucked me and I blew my load everywhere when I had a French Tickler-gasm!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
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