USAF Cadet's definitions

Trump-gasm

A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.

Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Go fuck yourself !

Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.

I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!

by USAF Cadet October 3, 2021

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.

Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

power bottom

A power bottom is a guy who likes to wildly ride the peg of another dude while he jacks you off until both have boner-gasms.

I'm a power bottom when it comes to getting fucked in my boy-hole!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

Are you having fun yet?

Are you having fun yet? is what one of the five dudes who took turns spit-roasting me said as he was fucking my mouth.

I couldn't belive that he asked me "Are you having fun yet?"!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020