703 definitions by USAF Cadet

can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.

I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Succubus

A Succubus is a young male spirit who visits a guy in his dreams and sucks him off -- the evidence and proof that Succubei exist is the guy's cum-covered sheets.

Oh Wow! Look! A Succubus must have visited me last night!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

cunt-buster

A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.

Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.

I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

Wing, Wang, & Dong

Wing, Wang, & Dong is my name for The Twins & Spunky.

He pulled my jock down to see Wing, Wang, & Dong!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

creampie

creampie means to blow your load on another guy's face.

Sometimes when Matt jerks off, he likes to creampie me!

by USAF Cadet December 11, 2020

spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021