Definitions by USAF Cadet

unbelievably awesome 

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.

Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!

unbelievably awesome by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

toilet cum 

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

toilet cum by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

slop 

slop is the cum left in a guy's fuck-chute that remains after he's been fucked in his asshole.

Shit -- I've got slop in my butthole now!

slop by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021

junk 

A guy's junk is his cock and balls.

Yeah -- I like to fondle Matt's junk!

junk by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021

chow down at the Y

chow down at the Y means to eat dick.

A lot of us cadets like to chow down at the Y!

chow down at the Y by USAF Cadet July 18, 2021

Let it out -- cum ! 

"Let it out -- cum !" is what the guy who is jacking you off says to you when he knows you're getting close to blowing your load.

Matt was jacking me off, and when he said "Let it out -- cum !" -- I shot my load everywhere - it hit my face!

Let it out -- cum ! by USAF Cadet July 17, 2021

bust a nut 

To bust a nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

It only took me three minutes for me to jack off this morning and bust a nut!

bust a nut by USAF Cadet July 17, 2021