USAF Cadet's definitions

wank

To wank means to jack off.

I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!

by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021

B & D

B & D is recreational scolding.

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

whip-gasm

A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.

If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!

by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021

haircut

A haircut is what a guy gets when another dude trims his pubes.

Some of the other cadets in our pod want me to give them a cadet haircut - short and manscaped.

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

Eleven

Eleven is the number of cum-spurts I usually have when I have a cumgasm.

I had an Eleven when I whacked-off this morning.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

Long Dong Silver

Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.

I sucked off Long Dong Silver this morning, and now he wants me to do it again!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

gorpster

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021