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Definitions by USAF Cadet

lube my tube 

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.
Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.
lube my tube by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

circ scar 

A circ scar is the line of tissue that surrounds a guy's dick where he was cut that circ'ed dudes have on their cocks.
Since I'm cut high & tight, and I've got 8", I like to have other dudes suck me down to my circ scar -- that way they've got a lot of cock in their mouth!
circ scar by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

get your nut 

get your nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.
Matt and I went to a gay baths and he kept asking me, "Did you get your nut yet?"
get your nut by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
A cum-gag is a mouth cover that some guys are forced to wear with a dick-sized hole in it so another dude can stick his dick in so he can face-fuck the dude and have a cumgasm that the recipient has to swallow.
Some of my fellow roomies forced me to wear a cum-gag and took turns mouth-fucking me -- I had to swallow all their cum-loads and swallow their jizz - I got cum-drunk before they finished using me!
cum-gag by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

jerk-the-gherkin 

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.
When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.
jerk-the-gherkin by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

ass-wipe 

An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.
If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!
ass-wipe by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021

beat around the bush 

beat around the bush means to jack off.
When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!