To dry-fuck means for a guy to push his dick into another dude's asshole and bonerize him without using any lube.
by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021
A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.
by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021
by USAF Cadet September 11, 2021
I tried to suck this dude with a stubby at the gloryholes, but I couldn't even get the head of his dick in my mouth, so I just licked his c-spot until he blew his load!
by USAF Cadet June 14, 2021
pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.
When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!
by USAF Cadet September 08, 2021