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dominant hand

A guy's dominant hand is the hand most dudes usually use to jack off with.
I usually use my dominant hand to jack off with, unless I want to have a non-dominant hand jack-off session.
by USAF Cadet June 23, 2021
mugGet the dominant handmug.

randy rim-job

A randy rim-job is licking and sucking and sticking your tongue as far up a dude's asshole as you can until you make him have a rim-job-gasm and he blows his load.
I gave Matt a randy rim-job -- his ass tastes so fine!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
mugGet the randy rim-jobmug.

chicken

chicken is an under-age boy who older guys like to have sex with.
When I was a chicken, I was constantly chased by chicken-hawks!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
mugGet the chickenmug.

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.
I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
mugGet the condom-wankmug.

marbles

marbles are a young boy's nuts.
When I was really young, I used to let other guys play with my marbles!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
mugGet the marblesmug.

sac-de-noix

A sac-de-noix is a nut-sack in French.
Terry gave me a back-handed knuckle-rap to my sac-de-noix!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
mugGet the sac-de-noixmug.

downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.
Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!
by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021
mugGet the downright uprightmug.

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