Urban Dictionary: Definitions by USAF Cadet

campfire blowjob

A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.

We went camping in the Sierras and decided to give one another campfire blowjobs!

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A fistee is the bottom-boy who takes another dudes fist up his ass while he jacks off.

Some of my fellow cadets want me to be the fistee in a fist-fuck session, but I said NO WAY -- you're not going to stretch my tight pink hole!

fistee by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

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I've got a hard-on - I need a car-wash!

car-wash by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

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french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

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french my asshole means for a guy to dart his tongue in & out of another dude's asshole.

Matt said, "french my asshole", so I did - and I made him cum!

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I eat a crotch filet every time I can

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preface is the clear fluid that leaks out of a guy's dick prior to having a cumgasm ... preface = pre-cum

I'm a leaker -- When I jack off I always have pools of preface on my lower abs!

preface by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

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