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Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
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When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
Get the cum-mop mug.Mexicali Rose is what my cadet roomie calls me when he wants to fuck my boy-hole using hot sauce to lube his tube and my chute.
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
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Get the Sir Suck-A-Lot mug.splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.
I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
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by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
Get the Lipstick on my Dipstick mug.A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.
Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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