USAF Cadet's definitions

toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."

Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.

I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Diphallic

Diphallic means to have two cocks to jack off.

I heard about this dude who was Diphallic -- I bet he jacks off constantly!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has while he smokes dope, jacks off, and has a cumgasm.

I plan to have a cum-rush cumgasm after I smoke this mish-mican!

by USAF Cadet October 5, 2020

dick-dog

A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.

We went on an all-cadet picnic, and the other cadets kept feeding me dick-dogs!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021