703 definitions by USAF Cadet

Zen-gasm

A Zen-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's stoned and jacking off and wondering what is feeling what -- is his dick feeling his hand, or is his hand feeling his dick?

Wow! I just got lost in my Zen-gasm, think I'll do it again!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

frost him

frost him is what a guy says to all the the other dudes they're giving cadet bukakke to when they want to paint him white with their cum.

We were having a FratX Night, and while I was sucking dick , I heard someone shout 'Yeah - frost him!"

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

pool-jet cumgasm

A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.

My first orgasm was a pool-jet cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

uranus

uranus means your anus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

head-job

A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.

Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!

by USAF Cadet January 15, 2021

Sir Suck-A-Lot

Sir Suck-A-Lot is what Matt, my cadet roomie calls me when he wants me to suck his dick.

Hey ... Sir Suck-A-Lot ... On your knees and suck my cock!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Cadet Menage a Trois

A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.

Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021