murican food

Radioactive garbage coated w sugar 2 make u addicted to other garbage like
candy
snacks
drugs ๐Ÿ’Š

all made& sold by the same company bcuase yay capitalism!!
u: i tried Murican Food last week
friend:how was it?
u:went to the hospital for 2 days n the company sued me 4 complaining
by US=3rdWrldCntry ๐Ÿ’ฉ September 23, 2024
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The United States in 4 years - tops, calling it
someone: "Where do you live?"
Americans, in 2029: "live?! what is living?
I reside, not 'live', in the Divided States of Amrusschina"
by US=3rdWrldCntry ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 28, 2025
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Sub-trap

Subscriptions r a trap!

One subscription,per month - perfectly doable for a single person
Ten subscriptions,per month - A problem.

Lets say 1 subscription is "only" $5 dollars... per month

Just saying "its only $5", and completely forgetting
abt the "per month" part is a very slippery slope.

"only" $5 * 12 = $60 per year
...for ONE subscription.

If you have more than 1 subscription of the same value,
multiply that $60 with ur amount of subs.

Lets say u have 10 subscriptions at $5 each:
$60 * 10 = $600... per year
that is 1 avg humans rent, per year.

But it doesnt end there, oh no.
Some subsciptions, cost more than "only" $5 per month
lets say... $25 per month.
$25 * 12 = $300 per year. For ONE subscription.

Now take ALL ur subscriptions
& add their "per month" numbers together(simple math)
That is what u spend - per month.
on things u barely use/need/want

Now multiply THAT number with 12 = per year.
Many hundreds, if not thousands of $$$
straight down the drain. Per year.
Bc its too hard 2 cancel subscriptions (thats on purpose,btw)
That ,if you do not earn enough to cover it...
Is how you fall into a lifetime of debt.

A Sub-trap

If those subscriptions, and/or other purchases
were forced upon you, for "whatever reason" ๐Ÿค”
that is called "Coerced Debt"
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Source Criticism

Theres no english word for it
so i made one up
Ur welcome ?

"I heard it from a friend!" ..not a reliable source.
"I heard it on TikTok!".. DEF not reliable source,jfc
"I heard-"
...from where?from who? is their "source" reliable?

ex: if a article title on a "source" ends with a question mark
the answer is always NO
"does X give u cancer?"
answer:No it doesnt,its clickbait
ignore& move on

always b sceptic about ur sources
do ur own research = use something called "common sense"
common sense= doesnt seem to exist anymore
Source Criticism
To always question & cite ur sources.Always always always!

Thumb rule:"This feels sus,Is this too good 2 b tru?"

Short answer: Yes.On the internet:99.999% Yes
Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
by US=3rdWrldCntry ๐Ÿ’ฉ October 18, 2024
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ICA

Supermarket that has stuff u need,like:
great& less good but edible food
supplies &misc items ๐Ÿ”จ
hygien products ๐Ÿงผ

also has somethings nobody ever needs like:
candy
snacks
Murican poiso- "food"๐Ÿคฎ
&other garbage
ICA
Open 09(am)-22(10pm)
Welcome in๐Ÿ‘‹
by US=3rdWrldCntry ๐Ÿ’ฉ September 23, 2024
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EIS

EIS = English Is Stupid

"Yes,I see a three-toed sloth(Pale-throated sloth)"
= "Aye,I eye an ai"

English is stupid - prove me wrong
Too many ambigous words & sentences

Especially if said in short msgs, or using only 1-4 letters
anything of the sort could mean infinite things,depending on context
If context is not provided (like on any social media platform)
ur fk:ed.
0 evidence of anything being said - watsoever
bc its too ambigious, & can easily b explained away

N0thing makes sense
w/o context:

Jim: "So wat r u gonna do w/ all this time?"
Kevin: "C world"
Jim: "Kevin,r u sayin 'See THE World'...or Seaworld?'"
"C World - oceans,fish,jump,china"
Jim: "No,c rite there! Thats the problem w/ ur method!
Bc we still dk if ur sayin 'Seaworld'๐Ÿฌ or 'See the world'๐Ÿ‘€" ๐Ÿคฆ โ™€๏ธ
Plz dont b Kevin.
provide context. Dont b ambigous. Dont speak in metaphors.
Make ur voice heard, by providing context. By using words.
or its a lose/lose situation:
4 both u, & the person trying 2 figure out whats actually being said.

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Muricult

Is murica pro-cults? Lets find out !!

"Christianity/Catholicism !!!! ... or else ๐Ÿ‘ฟ" = Cult โœ…
"Speak like us, or else" = Cult โœ…
"Obey us, or else ๐Ÿ˜ˆ" = Cult โœ…
"Guns 4 evry1 !!!!! if ur against that ..." = Cult โœ…
"FRRrEeEEeDOM! ...but only if ur ONE OF US,ONE OF US" (apart from poor ppl,women,POC) = Cult โœ…

Actual fkn nazis wearing nazi clothing, copying nazi body langwich, speaking nazi words walking down the street:
"were not nazis,were here 2 help! HEIL PRESIDENT!!!" ... Cult? Or WWII germany, Cold War Russia etc...
Oh right, its not just Cults - its Fascism. Same thing as Cult, but bigger.

Murica has been doomed 4 30+ years, ANYBODY sane/educated wouldve seen it coming from miles away.
..if they were taught history. From a book. A book thats probably banned in US now. Bc of fascism.

Murica loves cults. It thrives on cults. Popularism, trends(aka fashion, popular music etc).
"We're the best in EVERYTHING. Speak up against that, and u r as good as dead"

Cult(of personality) is literally the reason ๐ŸŠ got elected. Twice!

Murica... A cuntry built on lies, by liars, 4 liars.
Lie 4 US... or die by US.
This is Muricult. Wake the fuck up ๐Ÿ˜ดโฐ๐Ÿ””
by US=3rdWrldCntry ๐Ÿ’ฉ January 25, 2025
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