Threesome

Types of threesomes:
1.girl riding man penis
man eating other girl
2.man and girl 69, girl on top, and other man riding girls anus
3.man and girl p in the v, girl on top, and other man making out with girls back
4.man riding man riding man
5.lesbian oral threesome
6.girl masturbating on top of man and other girl doing p in the v
7. man making out on top of girl and other man making out while doing p in the v
8. there's much more!
Right at the orgasm Mark joined them for a threesome.
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Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.
Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.
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COVID-9999

Why the COVID-19 pandemic will never go away.
The COVID-19 pandemic will never go away because it turned into the COVID-9999 pandemic.
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54d15m

1. 1337 for s*dism.
2. 54 days and 15 months. You could just say 1 year, 4 months, and 24 days.
1. That guy over there commits 54d15m!
2. It took me 54d15m to build this house!
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F*ck

When star replaced by a U, the worst word ever.
To have sex.
Relating to sex.
AS F*CK: really high degree of something.
F*CKING: Same as AS F*CK.
F*CK YOU: Said as a curse to someone.
F*CKER: Used as an offensive name to call someone.
What one says when he/she is astonished.
Michael: F*ck is the worst word ever!
Joanna: Then f*ck me!
Jake: How was your f*ck?
Michael: It was f*cking good as f*ck!
Jake: F*ck you, f*cker.
Michael: WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST SAY??!!
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f*ck

F*cks are how much you care about something. If you care so much about getting a nice car, then you give 1000 f*cks about it. If you don't care about getting a fancy car, no f*cks are given.
Sam: How many f*cks do you give about getting a mansion?
Jake: 87000.
Michael: 0.
Sam and Jake: NO F*CKS GIVEN??!!
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