Definitions by UR MOM

tiwa 

Tiwa, the french kid at Shorecrest Prep's buddhist dad, is actually synonymous with "shit".

Geez, dude! I just took a big tiwa! Don't go in there.

tiwa by ur mom March 18, 2005

speeding nigg fag 

A person of Afro-American descent, doing 70 in a 25 zone and getting flicked off or shockered by 2 or more white boys, at least one of which being jewish. These people tend to stop and turn around and curse out the white boys shortly after seeing the offensive gestures.

that speeding nigg fag is gonna turn around a pull a nine on us dude! RUN!

speeding nigg fag by ur mom March 18, 2005

berson 

someone fucking awesome
...in bed.

Is he really a berson?

berson by ur mom March 7, 2005

guatmobile 

a 1987 ford ranger or any other vehicle that is beat up and owned by a guatemalan or guat. This vehicle is usually packed with illegal immigrants such as guats, cubans, columbians, El Salvadorians, and many other types of wetbacks.

Brian:There goes ron in the guatmobile.
Me:yeah, what a piece of shit. It should be illegal to drive that shit in public.

guatmobile by ur mom March 2, 2005

kallyn 

She also talks soo much and it's soo annoying...hah it funny there are so many people that literally talk behind her back. Her clothes are way too small for her, they do make bigger sizes HUN! lol...shes also kinda chunky... if she spent as much time running as she does putting on makeup then she would prolly weigh like 60 pounds! LOL!!

Her purity ring means NOTHING to her...shes going to hell!!

kallyn by Ur Mom February 1, 2005

french military victories 

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...

french military victories by ur mom November 26, 2004

Weak Ass Bitches 

The perfect insult to address your enemies with.

I can call these people Weak Ass Bitches:
-John Kerry
-Anti-white Black racists
-Middle Eastern Islamic terrorists
-Hardcore Punks with pierced faces
-Anti-Native American people
-Ultra-liberals of any race
-Homos
-Your Mom

Weak Ass Bitches by Ur Mom November 6, 2004