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by UM North Quad September 20, 2011

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"
I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!
Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!
Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!
Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!
Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!
by UM North Quad December 28, 2015

A variation of the police state where a police force acts more as bullies than police. A typical bully will pick on people that he/she knows to have no problem picking on without fear of retaliation but shying away from "someone your own size." In a bully state, police officers have absolutely no trouble cracking down on truly trivial matters, especially "victimless crimes" such as: 90% of misdemeanors (MIPs, pissing in public, use of mild drugs, "open containers"), more than half of all traffic violations (speeding within the 5-10mph "cushion", running a yellow light, etc), however when it comes to matters truly relevant or life endangering, they hesitate to crack down or have a "protocol" involving a heavy bureaucracy that makes it not worth it
my house gets taken over by Crips but the police don't do jack shit! I drive with an empty beer bottle in my trunk left there by my MOM because it fell out of the bag of bottle deposit bottles? I get a fucking misdemeanor! This is no police state, it's a fucking BULLY state!
by UM North Quad September 21, 2011

a shortened word for "cyber"
originally used in the same manner as cyber, it has since become a title (ie Mr, Mrs, Dr, Sgt, Cpt, etc) for cybergoths
many cybergoths posting Cy as the first name on their facebooks (usually preceded by an actual cyber name/nickname) will often get mistakenly called such instead of their actual name
originally used in the same manner as cyber, it has since become a title (ie Mr, Mrs, Dr, Sgt, Cpt, etc) for cybergoths
many cybergoths posting Cy as the first name on their facebooks (usually preceded by an actual cyber name/nickname) will often get mistakenly called such instead of their actual name
Cybergoth: Hello, I'm Cy Mercata
Person: Cool, can I call you Cy?
Cybergoth: no but you can call me Mercata
Person: Cool, can I call you Cy?
Cybergoth: no but you can call me Mercata
by UM North Quad July 5, 2012

a non-college variant of the sorostitute (or what sorostitutes may graduate to after college), a club slut is a girl or woman that frequents night clubs, often dressing slutty and in heels with an abundant amount of makeup, and having anorexic statures; known for drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and subsequently puking all the while looking for one night stands or brief flings with most any men, and having extremely compromised standards in doing so
see also: essex girl and california girl
see also: essex girl and california girl
by UM North Quad September 11, 2011

a superhero from the demented cartoon movie, who is immune to most of the ill fortunes that regularly befall the characters, except for saying the word blah
my pseudonym
my pseudonym
by UM North Quad July 23, 2011

A high school senior that wears a varsity jacket that says:
1.Marching Band
2.Symphony Band
and nothing else. If they have another sport on their jacket, then they're fine. (BTW, orchestra is better than band.)
1.Marching Band
2.Symphony Band
and nothing else. If they have another sport on their jacket, then they're fine. (BTW, orchestra is better than band.)
Bully: I hate those band geeks. I'm gonna kill them!
Band Geek 1: Not unless we kill you first!
Band Geek 2: Get him!
Bully: Ahhhh!!!!!
(Band geeks torture the bully to death with loud and terrible band music)
Band Geek 1: Not unless we kill you first!
Band Geek 2: Get him!
Bully: Ahhhh!!!!!
(Band geeks torture the bully to death with loud and terrible band music)
by UM North Quad May 1, 2006
