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pre dinner mayo

the act of eating a large spoonful of mayonnaise while dinner is still cooking
it's good for you
GRAB THE MAYO FOR A PRE DINNER SNACK! (eats the pre dinner mayo then whispers) it's good for you!
by UM North Quad September 20, 2011
mugGet the pre dinner mayomug.

expensive paperweight

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"
I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!
by UM North Quad December 28, 2015
mugGet the expensive paperweightmug.

bully state

A variation of the police state where a police force acts more as bullies than police. A typical bully will pick on people that he/she knows to have no problem picking on without fear of retaliation but shying away from "someone your own size." In a bully state, police officers have absolutely no trouble cracking down on truly trivial matters, especially "victimless crimes" such as: 90% of misdemeanors (MIPs, pissing in public, use of mild drugs, "open containers"), more than half of all traffic violations (speeding within the 5-10mph "cushion", running a yellow light, etc), however when it comes to matters truly relevant or life endangering, they hesitate to crack down or have a "protocol" involving a heavy bureaucracy that makes it not worth it
my house gets taken over by Crips but the police don't do jack shit! I drive with an empty beer bottle in my trunk left there by my MOM because it fell out of the bag of bottle deposit bottles? I get a fucking misdemeanor! This is no police state, it's a fucking BULLY state!
by UM North Quad September 21, 2011
mugGet the bully statemug.

cy

a shortened word for "cyber"

originally used in the same manner as cyber, it has since become a title (ie Mr, Mrs, Dr, Sgt, Cpt, etc) for cybergoths

many cybergoths posting Cy as the first name on their facebooks (usually preceded by an actual cyber name/nickname) will often get mistakenly called such instead of their actual name
Cybergoth: Hello, I'm Cy Mercata

Person: Cool, can I call you Cy?

Cybergoth: no but you can call me Mercata
by UM North Quad July 5, 2012
mugGet the cymug.

club slut

a non-college variant of the sorostitute (or what sorostitutes may graduate to after college), a club slut is a girl or woman that frequents night clubs, often dressing slutty and in heels with an abundant amount of makeup, and having anorexic statures; known for drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and subsequently puking all the while looking for one night stands or brief flings with most any men, and having extremely compromised standards in doing so
see also: essex girl and california girl
dude how that go last night?
eh, just another club slut.....
by UM North Quad September 11, 2011
mugGet the club slutmug.

superblah

a superhero from the demented cartoon movie, who is immune to most of the ill fortunes that regularly befall the characters, except for saying the word blah

my pseudonym
Superblah: ahahahaha it will take more than that to stop me, I'm Superbla... (pop! head flies off)
by UM North Quad July 23, 2011
mugGet the superblahmug.

band geek

A high school senior that wears a varsity jacket that says:
1.Marching Band
2.Symphony Band
and nothing else. If they have another sport on their jacket, then they're fine. (BTW, orchestra is better than band.)
Bully: I hate those band geeks. I'm gonna kill them!
Band Geek 1: Not unless we kill you first!
Band Geek 2: Get him!
Bully: Ahhhh!!!!!
(Band geeks torture the bully to death with loud and terrible band music)
by UM North Quad May 1, 2006
mugGet the band geekmug.

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