ghost money

money that appears in a bank account but does not actually "exist" in the sense that it's required to pay a bill or rent, or a check was written for X amount and that amount in the account is untouchable
hey wanna go hit the bars tonight?
can't got no money
thought you just got paid?
yeah that's ghost money, it's rent week :P
oh.... bummer
by UM North Quad March 26, 2012
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superblah

a superhero from the demented cartoon movie, who is immune to most of the ill fortunes that regularly befall the characters, except for saying the word blah

my pseudonym
Superblah: ahahahaha it will take more than that to stop me, I'm Superbla... (pop! head flies off)
by UM North Quad July 22, 2011
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mothersucker

A non-obscene version of motherfucker. Good for situations where swearing is a bad idea.
oh mothersucker! can't believe I just lost!
by UM North Quad September 01, 2010
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weed hangover

Having all the symptoms of a typical hangover, except due to the effects of smoking marijuana. Weed hangovers tend to be more incapacitating than a typical hangover, and people that have experienced these will testify that they are typically much worse than the average alcohol induced hangover. Symptoms include:
Nausea
Headache
Sensitivity to light
Vomiting
Fatigue
all of these typical of a regular hangover
(groans) awww man, smoked WAY too much last night (runs to the bathroom and proceeds to vomit several times) totally got me a weed hangover dud... (vomits again)
by UM North Quad September 25, 2011
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hollywood treatment

when a mainstream film producer adapts an original idea/story/novel into a film, but compromises many plot points for the purpose of making money off of the film to a larger more general audience; much of this is in dismay to the original writer who in the end has little control over what happens
author: aw man! what happened to my story? they ruined it completely! this man wasn't supposed to die! and what's with this love triangle?

onlooker: you got the hollywood treatment man!
by UM North Quad December 05, 2010
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the pile

A pile of mundane but indispensable items that often builds up in a certain spot of a room/apartment/etc, such as the tchotchkes piling up on a desk/dresser, a pile of laundry (both dirty and clean), or a pile of boxes that exist when moving between 2 or more places in a short period of time. It is worth noting that these piles, although manageable, are often really hard to remove completely, especially as they are quick to build up again, quite commonly in different places.

a variation of this term is the "college pile" which is essentially a pile of boxes, luggage, etc that piles up at a person's home before or after moving between college dorms/apts
hey found this random book light on your desk?
throw it on the pile!

hey there's a box of books here?
the college pile!
by UM North Quad August 19, 2011
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alcohol contact

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with
Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.
by UM North Quad April 24, 2010
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