Definitions by UM&UAE2021

Panz 

When someone loses their shit.

Panic, pandemonium, pandemic.

mid 17th century: from Greek pandēmos (from pan ‘all’ + dēmos ‘people’)

I was an hour late home and she went all panz on me bro.

Panz by UM&UAE2021 March 17, 2020

beer virus 

slang for people who can only vaguely remember its proper name - Corona Virus

You know that virus ...gah what's the name of it ...not the bird one - the beer virus one

You mean Corona Virus?

Yep that's the one.

beer virus by UM&UAE2021 February 7, 2020

Trouble Shot 

When you give a problem a bloody good try and it still doesn't work out.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You gave it your best trouble shot.

Trouble Shot by UM&UAE2021 December 12, 2019

Made In China Too 

Where almost everything comes from.

(Even that special thing you're for sure wasn't).

Boy: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."

Boy: "But whhhyyy?"

Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."

Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"

Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"

Made In China Too by UM&UAE2021 December 10, 2019

Aquasutra 

Verb.

1. Sex positions carried out in either a public or private swimming pool (depending on risk analysis).

Guy: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Girl: "Aquasutra? What...here?"

Guy: "C'mon baby, pleeeease. You know those kids aren't paying attention."

Girl: "Are you fucking kidding me right now? They're playing Marco Polo!"

Guy: "If I promise not to yell Polo?"

Girl: "Deal."

Aquasutra by UM&UAE2021 December 8, 2019

TTM&B

Acronym.

To The Moon And Back.

Code used in greeting cards when signing off - before, after or in lieu of I Love You.

Typically between a mother and a daughter.

Happy birthday kiddo!

TTM&B

Love mum xx

TTM&B by UM&UAE2021 December 8, 2019

Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

Jakes by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019