Tzeentch 's definitions

kendo

A great sport requiring much spirit, discipline, and all of that jazz. Unfortunately, a lot of samurai/ninja-wannabes tend to participate in this sport. Also, fencing is better than kendo. One would not be shocked to see one who participates in kendo as one who participates in band, and one who participates in LARPing.

Kendo makes your feet smell too.

Oh and kendo stemmed from kenjitsu in response to Ieyasu Tokugawa pwning Japan.

Kendo seems cool. What a great example right?

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

lineage 2

An MMORPG (what a generous term for this game) that involves countless hours of grinding. Makes Everquest look like a racing game in terms of advancement.

Mathematically speaking, one would have to kill approx 1.2k mobs to reach near the end of the leveling treadmill.

"Wow Lineage II sucks, I'm going to get some fresh air!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

boxer

A slang name given to a member of the secret kung-fu society "Heavenly Fists" during Qing (Ch'ing) China by Western folks.

They consisted of people who claimed to be impervious to bullets and pain, therefore the Empress Dowager allowed them to go on a rampage.

The British and others saw they were doing some weird "boxer" fighting movements, hence the name "Boxer".

"The Boxer Rebellion was pretty ineffective."

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

wet blanket

Someone who is over-emotional. One who dwells on their negativity.

"Ah man that stupid emo guy always whines about stuff, what a wet blanket!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

slim's

A venue in San Francisco where many decent bands play. I usually attend this venue for most of the metal shows, especially since The Pound closed.

Yeah, I'll be attending that Finntroll show at Slim's later this year.

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

tekken five

The newest installment of Tekken, where Nina and Steve are God Tier characters!

Full life combos are also possible on CH (counter-hit).

This game was created after polling a bunch of players due to the negative reviews of Tekken 4.

"Arghhh I can't pull off an EWGF!~"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005