4 definitions by TylerTheSmiler

70PercentBanana

A redditor who is made of 70% banana. It’s unclear what his other 30% is. He is a 19 year old banana god and has a subreddit dedicated to him called “r/found70percentbanana”. He is known for disliking glitter, other fruits, and just being an overall stand up bananaman. He often frequents r/teenagers.

Hey look!!! It’s u/70percentbanana!!! What an awesome banana man!!! He is my god!!! All hail u/70percentbanana!!! He is our savior!!!!!

by TylerTheSmiler August 7, 2023

Livma

A homophobe who is closeted and loves soccer because he loves looking at the men in it.

"Hey guys, what's Livma doing bringing pictures of soccer players into the bathroom with him?"

by TylerTheSmiler July 6, 2022

Waluigism

The only true religion; the worship of Waluigi.

George: I hope to be a Catholic priest some day.

John: I also am interested in the field of religion.

George: You want to be a priest?

John: No, I would like to be a devout prophet of Waluigism.

George: What is that?

John: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

by TylerTheSmiler April 28, 2021

useless

Something that does not matter or have any value. An interchangeable term is School.

Son: Mom, can you chip in for my car?

Mother: NO! Stop wanking in your room all day and get a job! You are so useless.

Son: *silence*

by TylerTheSmiler April 28, 2021