70PercentBanana

A redditor who is made of 70% banana. It’s unclear what his other 30% is. He is a 19 year old banana god and has a subreddit dedicated to him called “r/found70percentbanana”. He is known for disliking glitter, other fruits, and just being an overall stand up bananaman. He often frequents r/teenagers.

Hey look!!! It’s u/70percentbanana!!! What an awesome banana man!!! He is my god!!! All hail u/70percentbanana!!! He is our savior!!!!!