Tyler's definitions

skid row

Skid row is the greatest band to release a debut CD in 1989. Also, they suck now without their classic lead singer.

Skid row kicked ass, but now they suck

by Tyler April 4, 2005

MTV

(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

by Tyler July 20, 2003

twitterpated

When I feel a certain way about a girl

Me and a girl. Specifically one I am attracted to.

by Tyler March 10, 2004

poodoop

The sound heard when one pinches out an ovalized poop turd, similar to throwing a bowling ball into a large body of water. Often associated with the "bidet effect" or "oversplash." Frequently accompanied by words of encouragement or envy from a nearby stall.

"I was at Target doin the business, when a poodoop echoed throughout the restroom from an adjacent stall."

by Tyler February 25, 2004

24681097531

stupid dumb ugly an a waste of time

that kid is so 24681097531.

by Tyler May 23, 2022

hoiu

1. emptiness; one of the major principles of Siu Lim Tau ( ?\“ñŽUŽè )

"My sifu told me that i must meditate on the principle of hoiu."

by Tyler April 11, 2005

Neal Armstrong

When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.

Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."

I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?

by Tyler March 18, 2005