Tyler's definitions

counter-strike

The best online game of all time. Often put down by people who tried to play, got pissed off because they sucked, and quit. Combines reflexes and strategy.

Oh man, I must have played Counter-strike for six hours yesterday.

by Tyler May 23, 2003

go wipe

1) Don't be a pussy.

2) Eat shit.

Bill: "I don't think I can drink tonight, my flight instructor is picking me up at 6 AM."

Me: "Oh wow ho, GO WIPE."

by Tyler December 7, 2004

jack squat

the act of not getting anything

I totally thought I was going to score, but I didn't get jack squat

by tyler September 19, 2003

jube

female vaginal secretion

Man i got a load of jube all over my wang!

by Tyler March 9, 2004

ranch pants

When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.

Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.

by tyler May 13, 2005