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Garrett
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A kid with such bad eyesight that he can’t see much unless it’
s
like 8000% magnification. He’s also
trash
at video games and plays
fortnite
and apex
Garrett is so blind he couldn’t
even
see
something
right in
front
of him
Garrett
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Tylard
March 28, 2019
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Scotty
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Scotty’
s
are normally short and
vape
. They act hard, but are complete
pussies
Scotty is a
total
thotty
Scotty
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Tylard
December 22, 2018
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Mr Popham
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A robotics
nerd
who wears
khaki
pants and polo
shirts
. He knows the way to an “eeff”
The
two
million
dollar
Mr
Popham is the greatest artwork ever made
Mr Popham
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Tylard
February 3, 2018
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emo cock sucker
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When you'
re
cutting yourself
while sucking the cock of another guy
I mean, it'
s
self explanatory
Stop
being such an
emo
cock
sucker
b****!
emo cock sucker
by
Tylard
April 17, 2017
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Giraffe Butt
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A word Commonly
used
when you
ask
Hot girls
whats up
Tyler
: Hey what sup
Chelsea:
Giraffe
butt
Giraffe Butt
by
Tylard
July 8, 2011
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