An acronym for "Top Of My Feed" – meaning a post that you keep seeing at the top of your Facebook feed due to some quirk in the algorithm. When you see a post that keeps showing up at the top of your feed, you comment "TOMF" to signal to your friends, "hey, is it just me who keeps seeing this?"
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Most people who call him Tomf think he's a bit full of himself and we all think he has a scary obsession with fish.
Most people who call him Tomf think he's a bit full of himself and we all think he has a scary obsession with fish.
At his birthday party he had BALLOONS that said 'TOMF' which we assume stood for Tom 'F'elton. But he's 17 years old, so why he did this is unknown to us.
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This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
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An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
by AWads September 7, 2007
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Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children
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Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out
I rip you in half you little shit!
Well come get some old man
Come here you scaly fuck
Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase
NO! all these soul stairs!
Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out
I rip you in half you little shit!
Well come get some old man
Come here you scaly fuck
Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase
NO! all these soul stairs!
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