TOMF 

An acronym for "Top Of My Feed" – meaning a post that you keep seeing at the top of your Facebook feed due to some quirk in the algorithm. When you see a post that keeps showing up at the top of your feed, you comment "TOMF" to signal to your friends, "hey, is it just me who keeps seeing this?"

Sandra's engagement announcement has been TOMF for 3 days.

TOMF by Hillary Duff McKagan February 7, 2018

tomf 

Tomf is a slang word given for the actor Tom Felton.

Most people who call him Tomf think he's a bit full of himself and we all think he has a scary obsession with fish.

At his birthday party he had BALLOONS that said 'TOMF' which we assume stood for Tom 'F'elton. But he's 17 years old, so why he did this is unknown to us.

tomf by Tehelite February 9, 2005

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

tomfuckery 

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.

An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.

tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

tomfoolery 

acts that are not intelligent, shenanigans and/or hooliganisms.

Im not gonna call her a cock,I will not stand for such tomfoolery

tomfoolery by Joe Ro. August 30, 2004

tomfuckery 

When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop

Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!

tomfuckery by Mirik November 2, 2017