A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.
Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?
by Twisted Iniquity January 18, 2009
by Twisted Iniquity January 21, 2009
To refer to someone by their first initial followed by "word", made to seem like a bad word.
Used mockingly to refer to a person when use of that name may cause retribution.
Ex: The J-Word.
Used mockingly to refer to a person when use of that name may cause retribution.
Ex: The J-Word.
Person 1: So, the K-word and I are going to go to the movies...
Person 2: I see you're playing the initial game, your parents still don't like kevin?
Person 1: nah.
Person 2: I see you're playing the initial game, your parents still don't like kevin?
Person 1: nah.
by Twisted Iniquity January 28, 2009
Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!
by Twisted Iniquity January 31, 2009
"Oh I got teekeh, oh I got sprashed by mud, how dis day get any worse...oh emai egot...it Godzirra!!!
by Twisted Iniquity February 04, 2009
The act of adding someone as a friend on a social networking site because you would feel like an asshole if you denied their request.
by Twisted Iniquity January 15, 2009