Definitions by Twiggy

stewardesseses 

The ACTUAL longest word you can type using only your left hand. Most people think this is "stewardesses" but they are wrong.

I like them there stewardesseses.

stewardesseses by Twiggy June 10, 2005

OC 

(adj.) Describing a man who lowers their personal reputation by watching a feminine soap opera like the OC.

That kid has gone OC on us, what a fag.

OC by twiggy May 13, 2005

hookers 

A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves.

Sometimes called "street t-rex"

"Shh, Lois, don't move. She won't see you if you don't move."

"Where'd you go?"

hookers by Twiggy May 4, 2005

Nacho mama 

The cool, hip, southwest version of "not your mother."

"Whose mama is that?"

"That's nacho mama!"

Nacho mama by Twiggy April 24, 2005

Mesa 

The trashiest city in all of Arizona; a congregation point for bums and druggies alike. Comparable to Compton, CA, with a Mexican flare. Cigar shops and porn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. Entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale ass. Street corners and the front of 7-11s are a substitute for employment agencies in Mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. Most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

A charming city, really.

"Mommy, why did God create Mesa?"

"To extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear."

Mesa by Twiggy April 14, 2005

giggleberry 

Noun: testicles, nuts, balls, bits, jewels, nads, DNA factory, knackers, tonkers, bollocks, nutmegs, stones, huevos, cojones, valseuses, grapes, diamonds, cobblers, marbles, gonads, eggs, kintama, love blobs

My friend is in the hospital after getting smacked in the twig and giggleberries with a frying pan.

giggleberry by Twiggy April 5, 2005

quizm 

An alround multi purpous word used in any circumstance good, bad, sexual, or aggresivly

"your aunty pats dead !"
"well dats a quizm"

"WOO ive just won the lotery"
"what a quizm :)"

quizm by Twiggy August 4, 2004