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Definitions by Twathenge

Noun. Vagina.

Coined-usage of little sublety, typically used in a sentence for the solicitation of sex through an offer of cunnilingus, created simply by transposing the first letters or suck and cunt. Popular in college towns where old lechers who think they are clever rascals cannot resist hitting on young gals.
The old fart leered at the college girl.

"Honey," he said, "can I cuck your sunt?"
Sunt by Twathenge April 29, 2006
An upper-class town or suburb populated by materialistic people; the men are souless strivers and the women who are automatons.

The fictional town of Stepford, Connecticut actually is Darien, Connecticut, so-called by Ira Levin in his novel "The Stepford Wives" as it is near Stamford, Connecticut, thus: a "Step" from Stam-"ford." Darien is the home of many rich executives and professionals who commute to New York City.
"'Stepford' is the fictional upper-class Connecticut town inhabited by men with animatronic spouses in Ira Levin's slyly satirical 'The Stepford Wives.'"
Stepford by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Titty mama

A woman in an advanced stage of pregnancy, so-called because of her pendulous, lactiferous breasts.

Etymology: Ghetto-speak, circa 1970
"Florine ready to drop that trick baby of her," Tyrone ragged. "Shee-it. At least she'll get a bounce in her check. A bounce from the bouncin' lil' bastard."

"That Flo one helluva titty mama," J.J. said smacking his big ass nigger lips.

-- Bigger Vance II, "The Slum Lord Takes a Holiday" (L.A.: Holloway House, 1969)
Titty mama by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Family People 

The criminal underworld. Also, "The Family".

Etymology: Victorian slang
The term "The Family" for a Mafia organization, such as the "Five Families" of New York, is rooted in the Victorian term "The Family" (or "Family People"), slang for the underworld.
Family People by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Jewish Navy 

The U.S. Coast Guard.

Etymology: World War II era military slang
If your hair is wavy,
Come and join the Jewish Navy,
Fight fight fight
For Palestine!

-- World War II-era U.S. Navy ditty
Jewish Navy by Twathenge April 29, 2006
To remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.
Little Jake christened the Beamer with a new VIN number."
Christen by Twathenge April 28, 2006

tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)
"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."
tits up in a ditch by Twathenge April 27, 2006