TurnM3Up's definitions

University of Oklahoma

A university located in Norman, OK. This university consists of the stupidest and most illiterate people you will ever meet. Everyone here has a twelve foot metal rod stuck up their ass. The girls here are straight hoes and will sleep with any guy, the boys here think they are hot shit and are wannabe fuck boys. If you ever walked into a class at OU, the class will most likely be empty because everyone skips class everyday since they are lazy and unmotivated and prefer to smoke weed all day. If you ever meet someone who attended this university, just call them an OU tard.

A person I was interviewing for a job had a resume that said they went to the University of Oklahoma, I told them to get the fuck out of my office and never come back.

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

caltard

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.

Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.

Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

cici's

The preferred place that an avetard likes to pull up to when he gets the munchies. Usually an avetard will take mad rips off the dab rig before coming here and then eat all of cici's damn food. Froomie happens to be a regular here so the mexican lady at the front counter flips when she sees him because she knows that him and gang are gonna demolish the place.

Dude I got the munchies, lets go to cici's.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

the work

It's like the first slice on a loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before.

Sam said he wanted the work, so I gave him the cooking of a life time.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

wumbo

nickname for girl that is your first option to fuck; common term tossed around at the University of Oklahoma

I'm gonna try to ask wumbo out but she'll probably reject me.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019