hoe into a housewife

Norman "Nick"'s ideology that he can turn a hoe into a housewife. This is a damn near impossible transformation to make considering the type of girls that are found at the University of Okla(HOE)ma. These OU girls are a different type of hoe, due to this, it is highly likely that she will be a hoe even at age 60 because they crave dick more than anything else in the world.
"I can turn a hoe into a housewife, bitch"-Norman "Nick"
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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red avetard couch

The comfiest avetard couch, which the avetards bought separately when they initially moved in. They had to move it in on their own and therefore had to carry it up the stairs to get it into their apartment (the gif below depicts the process). This was the most used couch since it was the nicest and everyone always wanted to sit on it. The reason why I saw "was" is because while all of the other avetards were gone one day, one avetard who stayed behind, sold the couch to some random indians to make a quick buck so now these niggas are left without the red couch.
When the rest of the avetards came back and saw that red avetard couch was missing, they thought someone broke in and stole it since the avetard door is always unlocked but they quickly realized that the couch was sold and they were all pissed because the one avetard sold it and on top of it, they didn't even get any money.
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Norman

A city in Oklahoma and home to the University of Oklahoma. It is full of OU tards and is one of the shittiest college towns in the country. The residents of this town are all OU students, so they are only concerned with the bars of the city. The air in this town is just different and you can literally smell OU tard.
The University of Okla(HOE)ma is in Norman which means the city is full of OU girls who happen to be straight fucking hoes.
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wax

Weed product that is needed for the dab rig. An avetard is obsessed with this because he knows he will enable him to hit the rig. Once an avetard obtains wax, the boys will most likely use that shit up within 3 days and will need to get more.
Norman "Nick"'s pothead ass bought $200 worth of fucking wax and locked it up in his room and then he would sell dabs to the rest of the avetards if they wanted to use his wax.
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tard fam IQ

Tard fam's stupidity is reflected by their very low IQs. On a good day, tard fam's collective IQ may be between 5 and 7 but most of the time their collective IQ ranges from -5 to -2. Throughout the day, their actions may indicate that their IQ is actually falling which would not be a surprise to anyone. All of the members of tard fam are also now avid users of weed which could explain a lot about why some of the members struggle to function normally from day to day. Tard fam is just a shit stain on the population of Earth and the general average IQ of the population falls by 10 points due to the members of the fam weighing it down.
York and Mike Carlson most likely have IQs of -10 but due to Norman "Nick" having an IQ of 7, the collective tard fam IQ is mostly likely around -2.
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Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
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Gaylord Memorial Stadium

Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.
The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.
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