158 definitions by TurnM3Up
The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.
One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.
by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020
Nonexistent at The Ave. An avetard will only study on the day of their exam by popping an addy and studying nonstop for 8 hours. He will only manage to get a C on the exam and go back to The Ave and get baked af.
"I think Henry is in his room studying for his test on Friday"
"Nah, he's in his room out like a light because he took a dab"
"Nah, he's in his room out like a light because he took a dab"
by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019
A hotspot in Norman consisting of bars and many other things but the people just care about the bars. This is where all the fags known as OU tards go to drink, get fucked up, and get grinded on by random hoes everyday. Everyone from freshman to seniors will pull up here because it is so easy to get into any of these bars with a fake ID because it's an OU tard checking them. After spending an hour or two here, everyone will end up out like a light.
Hey, bro I just got my fake yesterday, let's go to one of the bars on campus corner and get fucked up.
by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019
The thing that all the bitches at the University of Okla(HOE)ma do. It is super easy to get head from an OU bitch because that's all they do and love to hoe around.
I just got to the University of Oklahoma today and I already got a random girl to throw neck on me, but now I think I have an STD.
by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019
Similar to #oudna and still applies to all OU students. It is the idea that anyone who is associated with the University of Oklahoma is completely stupid and and always acts like a dumbass 24/7.
by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
by TurnM3Up November 21, 2019
University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.
by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020