TurnM3Up's definitions
Idea of controlling a situation and keeping things under proper order and control. THIS TYPE OF CONTROL IS COMPLETELY NONEXISTENT AT THE AVE. The Ave will be completely out of control and be a circus with niggas acting like fucking elephants. An avetard will also always talk about how he's the leader of the apartment and act like he's all about that but when the time comes, he's nowhere to be found because he ain't built for that.
The Ave has no institutional control at the apartments because an avetard is never ready for any type of responsibility, and it's possible he might let the place burn down.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
Get the Institutional Controlmug. Alternate name for tard fam. Since all of the tard fam members also happen to be clowns this is a fitting nickname. Each one of them wakes up wearing a clown mask every morning (or afternoon, since some of them don't wake up until 3 PM) and lives up to it by constantly doing clown shit. The clown shit includes things such as capping to cover up the truth, making retarded decisions and just doing full on tard shit in general. If all of the tard fam members lived together, an ideal home would be the circus since it would serve as a natural habitat.
York recently copped the PS5 and claimed he got it for it $450. The reality of the situation is that our buddy York thought the rest of us wouldn't find out that he actually dropped a rack on that shit. Since he did that cap shit, he lived up to the clown fam title since he still had to put on the clown mask at the end of the day.
by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020
Get the clown fammug. A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?
Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.
Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.
by TurnM3Up July 28, 2020
Get the Dude you always do this shitmug. The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.
I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Get the avetard coffee tablemug. This sauce is every tard fam member's favorite sauce. It makes sense that it is their favorite because it seems to enhance the tard factor in each of them after being consumed. They do not have access to this sauce daily as it is a foreign substance but when a tard does get access to it, they will go crazy on the sauce. With weed, dabs are extremely potent, tard sauce is similar as it is the most potent influence and will cause many tard-outs. This sauce is peanut sauce.
Henry: Yo, since we're ordering Thai tonight, make sure we ask for a side of tard sauce, I mean peanut sauce, so we can satisfy our local tard fam member.
by TurnM3Up December 30, 2020
Get the tard saucemug. The frequent runs to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop by an avetard to get some nicotine. Since all the avetards are complete nic fiends, they need their daily dose of nicotine and must be strapped with nic at literally all times. Since avetards are mainly using disposables, if you look around the avetard living room, you will see a lot of old and empty vapes that some of the avetards will still try to hit in hopes that it will work.
Noah was craving nic at 3 am so he hopped in his car to make an avetard nic run and went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to get a puffbar or two.
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
Get the avetard nic runmug. A codeword an OU tard will use when he wants to go smoke. This codeword was developed by the avetards when they started fucking with weed heavy and got the urge to smoke every night. The "Lowe's" codeword does not indicate the spot but rather just the idea of smoking. Although, the smoke sesh can occur anywhere, most sessions occur at the avetard house. Every once in a while, a cottard will also be hosting a sesh at their shit. Whenever they mention "pipe" and "Lowe's" in the same sentence, just know they ain't talking about no PVC pipe.
by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020
Get the Lowe'smug.