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Definitions by TurnM3Up

avetard fridge 

The world capital of all the spoiled food in the world. Any time you open the fridge at The Ave, you are guaranteed to find spoiled or rotten food. Many times you will find spoiled milk and even a Braums sundae that has been in there for three months.
I opened the avetard fridge to get some food, but everything smelled horrible and I'm sure that nothing has been thrown out in five months.
avetard fridge by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

laundry basket

Useless item that is not needed for an avetard. These niggas will just throw all their clothes on the floor and just leave them there until it's time to wash them and then repeat the process. All avetards share this tendency but it doesn't get worse than Noah.
Noah didn't bring a laundry basket to The Ave because he realized he could just throw his clothes on the floor everyday after wearing them.
laundry basket by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Circle K 

The go-to gas station for an avetard. He will go to this gas station for many different reasons including: juul pods, food, beer, White Claws, and many more. Also, frequent runs will be made to this gas station while high for munchies food.
We got high and then Norman "Nick" was insistent on going to Circle K so we went there to go get some food for his munchies.
Circle K by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
A beverage that the parent of a certain avetard wants his son to consume everyday but his son is drinking everything except milk. Usually when the avetards have milk in the avetard fridge, it will end up extremely spoiled because nobody will touch it or throw it out. It will also stink up the whole fucking apartment and will leave a permanent stench.
I opened the avetard fridge to get some milk and it was so spoiled so I checked the expiration date and it had expired three months ago.
milk by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
Stands for one of the following forms of motherfucker: motherfucker, motherfucking, motherfuck. The form that is used depends on the context of the situation.
Aye Henry, let's go give that ese the MF work.
MF by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

snack stash

An avetard has his very own stash of snack purely for when he is out like a light. He knows he will get the MF munchies so he is sure to have a bunch of snacks ready to go for those situations. This stash of snacks is full up straight junk food and the avetards will also sell their snacks to each other to try to make a quick buck.
Norman "Nick" hit the MF dab rig and had the munchies hit soon after so he decided to go to his snack stash and eat 9 packs of sour patch kids.
snack stash by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Ceedee Lamb 

A pretty cold wide receiver and a fellow avetard because he lived at The Ave while at OU.
I saw the Ceedee Lamb in the computer lab of The Ave and I didn't even realize it was him until I left the lab.
Ceedee Lamb by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019