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shithouse

1. noun. An object under discussion; the subject of a anecdote, always used in the pejorative sense.

2. Earth, or society at large.
1. "I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."

2. As William S. Burroughs said, any aliens that visit us ought to be scared, as the combination of our nukes and our brutal insanity means the whole shithouse might go up in flames any second.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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Clit blipper

A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.
"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."

"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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fart snaffler

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.
That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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Cum of sum yun guy

1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.

2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.
Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006
mugGet the Cum of sum yun guymug.

Mr. Joy Boy

A character in Evelyn Waugh's satire "The Love One."

A male who seeks physical pleasure, or joy from other men, or boys; a male homosexual.
That old queen is a regular Mr. Joy Boy. I just hate chickenhawks!

Rod Steiger played "Mr. Joy Boy" in Tony Richardson's film "The Loved One."
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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sperm butt

A male homosexual who assumes the passive position during an act of anal intercourse; a "bottom." So called becase of the discharge of semen into the bottom's rectum.
"In his anxiously awaited autobiography, songwriter extraordinaire Bernie Taupin reportedy claims that his erstwhile partner Sir Elton John was a 'sperm butt' during the years of their collaboration."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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ass cakes

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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