Definitions by Tunmy AuGratin
groin gravy
Noun. The vaginal discharge of blood produced by the uterus on a montly basis during a woman's reproductve years; menstrual blood (Army usage, circa 1985)
I wanted to fuck her, but she was on the rag and I didn't want to get my cock covered with groin gravy.
groin gravy by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
shithouse
1. noun. An object under discussion; the subject of a anecdote, always used in the pejorative sense.
2. Earth, or society at large.
2. Earth, or society at large.
1. "I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."
2. As William S. Burroughs said, any aliens that visit us ought to be scared, as the combination of our nukes and our brutal insanity means the whole shithouse might go up in flames any second.
2. As William S. Burroughs said, any aliens that visit us ought to be scared, as the combination of our nukes and our brutal insanity means the whole shithouse might go up in flames any second.
shithouse by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
oval orifice
1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.
2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.
2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.
She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.
Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.
Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.
oval orifice by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
cunt pajama
A prophylactic device made from latex or similar material worn in the vagina and designed primarily to prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases; a female condom
cunt pajama by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
Rastus
1. Rastus, the Cream of Wheat chef, created circa 1890 by Emery Mapes, one of the owners of Diamond Milling Company. Mapes adapted the image of an African American chef for a wood-cut image used as a logo for the product. In the 1920s, the woodcut image was replaced by the face of a Chicago waiter who was paid $5 to pose in a chef's hat and jacket. This logo has been used with only slight modifications until the present day.
2. A stereotype of the jolly, former slave, and a character of the coon type often featured in minstrel shows.
3. A pejorative name used by white folk for African American males in the 20th Century.
2. A stereotype of the jolly, former slave, and a character of the coon type often featured in minstrel shows.
3. A pejorative name used by white folk for African American males in the 20th Century.
"By no means a lesser virtue of Toole's novel is his rendering of the particularities of New Orleans, its back streets, its out-of-the-way neighborhoods, its odd speech, its ethnic whites -- and one black in whom Toole has achieved the near-impossible, a superb comic character of immense wit and resourcefulness without the least trace of Rastus minstrelsy."
--Walker Percy, Foreword to 'A Confederacy of Dunces'
--Walker Percy, Foreword to 'A Confederacy of Dunces'
Rastus by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
brown hatter
Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.
brown hatter by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
stone groove
A superlative event, the likes of which will likely remain unsurpassed. (1970s and early '80s slang usage)
stone groove by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006