Definitions by Tuna Wanda

prairie thunder 

A most impressive hot and violent chili served up at cookoffs around the southwest.

Oh, man, did you try Juan's Prairie Thunder Chili?

Oh, yeah. I'm still sweatin'!

Great stuff, ain't it!

prairie thunder by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

Thunder Buns

An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.

Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!

Thunder Buns by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

LSMFT 

Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.

Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.

Tommy Joe: Whoa there, Donny Bob! Look at that fine young lady bouncing around!

Buddy John: LSMFT!

LSMFT by Tuna Wanda May 29, 2005

snot nosed 

Haughty, arrogant, demanding, and selfish. A typical trait of soccer moms and yuppies.

At the checkout line, a snot nosed soccer mom asked to cut in line because she had to pick up her brat at day care. I told her to bugger off.

snot nosed by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

bum wad 

Toilet paper. Ass wipe. Bumf. Bumfodder. Mountain money.

Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?

bum wad by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

effeminate 

Acting unmanly. Used of a man who does not act manly. It does not at all mean that he is acting womanly. This word unfairly characterizes women as people who act like poofters.

Abby, look at that man! He's so effeminate!

He's not acting like a woman, Louise. He's acting like a flaming faggot!

effeminate by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

NOW

A national organization for bull dykes, diesel dykes, and radical feminists.

Don't open that door for me, you vile pig! I belong to NOW!

NOW by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005