Tuna Wanda's definitions

pew

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.

I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.

Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

martini

A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.

The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.

by Tuna Wanda July 18, 2008

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007

ruskie

A Russian person. A person of Russian descent.

The term is affectionate, not disparaging.

Igor the Ruskie is coming over to play chess this afternoon. Would you like a game with him.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

Thunder Buns

An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.

Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

prairie thunder

A most impressive hot and violent chili served up at cookoffs around the southwest.

Oh, man, did you try Juan's Prairie Thunder Chili?

Oh, yeah. I'm still sweatin'!

Great stuff, ain't it!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005