Tuna Wanda's definitions

church key

A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.

Lolly and Harriet are bringing the beer. Don't forget to bring a church key.

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

tit sling

A flopper stopper. A bra.

Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

yuppie puppie

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.

Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

day care brat

The offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who grows up in a day care center without learning discipline, manners, or courtesy.

That Madison is a real day care brat. All she does is whine and demand candy.

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

Thunder Buns

An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.

Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

wobblyfloppers

Large breasts that wobble and flop when a woman walks.

Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.

Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

Candy Ass

A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.

That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.

by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005